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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:14 PM Original message |
Rapture Ready: "I used to get annoyed at the porn magazines....then I decided to fight back!" |
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electropop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. Plus, it's a good chance to secretly sneak a peek! |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. No kidding |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. Oh, the delicious irony of a fundie... |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. Well I can debunk that right here and now... |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
55. A great "gotcha moment" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
4. Oddly appropriate. |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. I know what I would do : |
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ingac70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. He tore open the plastic wrap? n/t |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:21 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Apparently. That's a sin! |
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ingac70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Leaving the mags wide open for kids to view.... |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. Math and logic puzzle books. |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
22. Mm-hmm. Sure. |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 09:40 AM Response to Reply #22 |
48. "His own obsession with porn" |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #9 |
25. heh heh heh. . . you said 'rack' heh heh heh |
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romulusnr (186 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #9 |
40. obama brochures in puzzle books, i say |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. Math and logic puzzle books. |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. I dont get it -- what tracts? What is a "this was your life" tract? |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. A "Jack Chick" tract....feast your eyes: |
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Howardx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:27 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. i had a great collection of them when i was a kid |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. What's a phone booth? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. It's a sort of public urinal with glass walls. n/t |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:29 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. I have always wanted to know the "racy story" that the protagonist of... |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 11:47 AM Response to Reply #19 |
54. Do you have the "This Is Your Life!" in English-African? |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:24 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. No, I don't, but that will have to be rectified |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. LOL. "This was your life". So that's where all the drive-in movie theaters went. |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
31. Ahhh. I suppose he's bigwith the fundies. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 01:11 AM Response to Reply #13 |
46. You missed the black one |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:28 PM Response to Reply #46 |
58. The guy dies as he's about to make love to Eartha Kitt....... |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. "Chick tracts" are creepy little fundie comic books... |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
32. I understand now. |
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Psst_Im_Not_Here (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:44 PM Response to Reply #16 |
60. Isn't it ironic |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Imagine some guy starting to drool over the "meat" when out falls |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Lol...or he could use that slip of paper to clean up afterwards. |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
21. Christ, I'd laugh my ass off if that happened. |
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SpookyCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 02:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
61. You were ahead of your time. |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 09:46 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Oh my god-- you just made my day. |
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greendog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
23. He was "annoyed" because he kept bumping into his Pastor... |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:19 AM Response to Reply #23 |
43. The puzzles were something like: |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:30 PM Response to Reply #23 |
59. If he wanted to piss off his pastor..... |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
26. "drool over the meat" ?? Sounds like this guy has experience. |
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romulusnr (186 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:33 PM Response to Reply #26 |
39. way to go, referring to women as meat |
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bluedeminredstate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
27. Meanwhile at the beginning of this fundi thread... |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:20 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. That post is actually a great insight into the fundamentalist's idea of "religious persecution". |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:28 PM Response to Reply #28 |
57. Excellent point |
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CitizenPatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:33 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Buy from Borders, they aren't crazy.... |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:42 AM Response to Reply #27 |
44. I'm picturing that poster as a creepy old guy loitering outside a teenage Goth club... |
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AllentownJake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 11:23 AM Response to Reply #27 |
51. I left a church 4 years ago |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
29. Ha! I thought this was going to be written by a woman who decided to finally sleep with her husband |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 10:52 AM Response to Reply #33 |
50. Leave it to Grovelbot to find the porn thread |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
34. Good Chick Tract Parodies |
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sofa king (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:19 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. One from the vault. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
36. Good plan! Those Chick tracts are very hard to masturbate to. Believe me on that! |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
37. Sounds like a typically FALSE fundie Jebus story. |
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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 10:56 PM Response to Reply #37 |
62. It don't matter if you're fibbin', stealin' or murderin', as long as you're doing the Lord's work. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 11:35 AM Response to Reply #62 |
63. I'm now worth $70 million! Praise Jesus!! --- the Osteens |
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romulusnr (186 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
38. look at me i have been more prosyletic, preachy, and obnoxious than you! |
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NoodleyAppendage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-15-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
41. Females described as "meat." That explains everything...females are sub-human in fundyland. |
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ShenandoahAspen (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
42. Would a guy even pay attention to... |
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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
45. You know, I used to get annoyed at the math and logic puzzle books over by the porn I liked to buy. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 01:12 AM Response to Reply #45 |
47. you can have fun in the xtian book section. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
49. Revenge fantasy. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
52. I think it would add a sweet element of taboo to me drooling over "meat". |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-16-08 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
53. Call me crazy, but I always got a boner reading those Chick tracts |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #53 |
65. OK. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 10:31 PM Response to Reply #53 |
66. I WILL KICK YOUR CRAZY ASS, VICKERS |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-17-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
67. Ever noticed the chicks in Chick Tracts are really hot? |
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