limerick

[angrycarpenter]

He is John Sidney McCain.
To his wife he was an awful pain.
He called her a cunt.
I'd have punched the runt.
and said "my name's Cindy McCain."



That is all.

[mcctatas]

1. ....

a crabby old man called mccain
had ideas, so incredibly lame
he got punked by a hilton
now his manhood keeps wiltin'
and his bunions are giving him pain

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. another one

Sturgis was just a stage
for his wife's ultimate shame
as the engine's roared
McCain sold her off to the crowd as a whore.

[Vilis Veritas]

...

To DU, he is McLame
The nation is looking to gain
By knocking him out
With Obama's great clout
Thus ending 8 years of pain.

[Orrex]

3. LOL! Love it. Here's one right back atcha!

The GOP's venerable John McCain
Would like us to think that he's not insane.
But his plans sound familiar,
And if he gets much sillier,
They might as well nominate Bush again!

[zeemike]

4. Love those limericks

There once was a politician named McCain
He was old and terribly vain
But when he ran against Obama
He got him a new ho-chi mama
Who was rich but totally lame.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. Not mine but I like it.

When Johnny got back from the war
He discovered his wife was no more
So he tossed her aside
For a hot trophy bride
Who would pay his bills evermore.

[angrycarpenter]

6. Another

McCain is a man with a past.
That makes him look like a horses ass.
He left his first wife.
While she was struggling for life.
and laying there in a body cast.

[vixengrl]

7. There was an old pol named McCain

who smiled like he was in great pain.
He slung smears like a jest--
Is that doing his best?
He just comes off weak and inane.

[zeemike]

8. Can't resist another one

So Johny was an admirals son
So he thought "I am the one"
So he went in the Navy
And pissed in there gravy
And said "now my great work is done"

[angrycarpenter]

9. Another

John is a man of the people
who spread hate from skyscraper and steeple.
He'll spend money on arms,
while you lose your farms.
Too bad we aren't men but sheeple.

[angrycarpenter]

10. Another

McCain loves to tell us a fib.
That the ground has more oil to give.
They will drill off the shore
pollute them some more.
When that is gone how will we live?

[angrycarpenter]

11. Another

McCain is the oldest to run.
He's spent much time in the sun.
They cut off the cancer
but I have the answer.
He'll die before his term is done.

[angrycarpenter]

12. Another

John likes to talk of the war.
He's said "yes" everytime they've asked "more".
Our men they still die
to make truth from a lie
while he continues to snore.

[angrycarpenter]

13. Another

I once wrote some verse on John.
But now I am starting to yawn.
I need one more rec.
then I'll hit the sack.
can someone rec. this before dawn?

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

14. I will. I enjoyed them.

K&R!

[zeemike]

16. You are a limerick animal Carpenter

You crank them out like a pro.
They are fun.

[angrycarpenter]

18. Another?

For McCain he would like us to choose.
But I think he's going to lose.
He's filthy stinking rich.
He's making his pitch
in 8 hundred dollar shoes.

[FloridaJudy]

15. There was an old Pol named McCain

Found geography really a pain
Now he wants to keep order
On the Iraq/Paki border
So he'll fly to "Siam", once again

[zeemike]

17. That was really clever n/t

[angrycarpenter]

19. Another??

The straight talk express ran into a van.
The only one aboard was Liberman.
It was sight.
He went to the right
and crushed it like a tin can.

[angrycarpenter]

20. Another???

John says he's the man to be prez.
But don't pay attention to what he says.
He's the third term of Bush
and there is a push
to continue his traitorous ways.

[angrycarpenter]

21. Another????

Eleven limericks is a way to go
to warn of this man with hair like snow.
But I can't quit now
I'll make like a sow
and root out a dozenth before I go.

[angrycarpenter]

22. Make me stop.

Twelve times I have spoke of this arrogant man.
who has not has enough bombs fall by his hand.
It may yet come to pass
that Iran will be turned into glass
by the war fires he has continually fanned.

[angrycarpenter]

23. last one

Lucky thirteen will be my last.
Alas, for now the spell has passed.
I've limricked McCain
and now there a pain
in my head and my eyes and my ass.

[LeftishBrit]

24. There was an old man called McCain

Who came to the UK on a plane.
He sucked up to the Tories
And told them nice stories,
But even they think he's insane.

[Jim Lane]

25. I'm late to this party, but you left out an important part of McCain's career

McCain had a buddy named Keating
Who'd built up his business by cheating.
John flew on his jet
Took what he could get
But then in the press took a beating.