New evidence proves JFK committed suicide, Oswald exonerated.

[Philosoraptor]

(fake news)

Recently discovered archival evidence proves once and for all that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy killed himself on that fateful day in November of 1963, totally exonerating the suspected assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.

Really. No shit. Case closed so shut the fuck up about it or you might commit suicide too.

[yardwork]

1. LOL! Right on the mark.

Sometimes outright ridicule is the only reasonable response.

[KansDem]

2. So what happens to Jack Ruby? (nt)

[fla nocount]

3. Ruby was the bagman that paid the young CIA agent (Bush, Booth, Boosh)...something like that

to lay in a storm drain at the bottom of the Plaza and suicide Kennedy. The Kennedy's, always elitist pussies, habitually use proxies to commit suicide.

Ruby's, "you wouldn't believe me if I told you" legacy remains intact.

[zbdent]

13. Ruby was valiantly trying to stop Oswald from

taking his own life, having had the persecution from the secret service agents trying to frame him ... but Ruby got there just a split second too late ...

[ColbertWatcher]

4. I KNEW IT! n/t

[mloutre]

5. NOT FUNNY

Sorry, nice try, thanks for playing, but... **BZZZZZZT!!!!**

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Is that you , Oliver Stone!? n/t

[Philosoraptor]

8. No, it AIN'T funny.

[kdpeters]

17. Maybe not funny, but as Homer Simpson might say ...

"It's SCARY 'cause it's true!" *shivers*

[Swamp Rat]

6. And whatever you do, do NOT mention George Herbert Walker Bushler's name in connection with JFK.

[robertpaulsen]

9. New evidence proves ducks intentionally rammed into Exxon Valdez, Hazelwood exonerated.

Suicidal ducks!

[Philosoraptor]

10. Abe Lincoln takes own life at Ford's Theater, John Wilkes Booth follows him in despair.

[fla nocount]

11. USS Liberty skipper throws cigarette butt into ammo locker.

Embarrassed US Navy and Pres. LBJ blame Egyptians. Israeli jet fighter water tankers attempt to extinguish blaze.

[DearAbby]

12. It is now reported that Judas was murdered by god

who was angered by the 30 pieces of silver, he expected more.

[doc03]

14. Damn and I was convinced his driver shot him. n/t

[robcon]

15. That's what THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE

n/t

[Philosoraptor]

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[Philosoraptor]

18. xxxxxxxxxxx

[Gabi Hayes]

19. is the irony so obvious here that it remains unstated, or does it need to be said that

the REAL angle here, and what I'd made the OP reflect, is what they did to Ivins is EXACTLY what they did to Oswald, except they couldn't wait for him to off himself.

Oswald is legally INNOCENT of JFK's murder