Man presumed dead since 1979 found alive! I swear he looks familiar...

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[slackmaster]

1. Does he know the Vietnam War is over?

:rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

7. He knows how to win wars, just not how to end them.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

You sure? He sure looks dead to me.

Braaaaiiiinnnnsssss....... :puke:

[Philosoraptor]

6. Apparently he's been lumbering aimlessly around the nation for months

[no_hypocrisy]

2. That's Fronk-en-steen!

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4. He only looks like that when he has a corn cob us his ass

[DS1]

3. He looks just as surprised to find out he's still alive

[Philosoraptor]

5. No one was more surprised than the formerly demised himself.

[enid602]

8. poker

From the look on his face, it looks like he just sat on the business end of a hot poker.

[Philosoraptor]

9. Definitely the early stages of hot poker syndrome, he hasn't got long.

[Uben]

10. Someone's been to the Stepford Republican page

Not a pretty site!

[Turbineguy]

11. Caption:

"Holy shit! That's the interest on that measly life policy I'll have to pay back?"

[Philosoraptor]

13. george bush's son is president? We're more fucked than I could ever have imagined.

[tjwash]

12. What a scary o-face

Was he watching a peep show when that pic was taken?

[murray hill farm]

14. Anyone hear the results of his mole removal outcome.

He is sporting the scar at his multiple events and it somehow makes him seem even nastier than his ugly words.

[L0oniX]

15. Trying out for a role in Night of the Living Dead III huh

[hootinholler]

16. Republican Candidate McCain reacts to flasher while giving a speech in nursing home.

Hubba Hubba!

-Hoot

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. Old news. This was widely reported as "Monster Washes Ashore on Beach"

Complete with similar photos.

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