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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 05:18 PM
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I thought I had a visit from Bush & Cheney today...
but it turns out that it was just a pile of cat puke on the floor... although it was smarter than Bush, and had a better personality than Cheney....
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 05:26 PM
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1. For future reference ...
You'll know when it's actually Bush & Cheney - because along with the bad smell and the mess, you'll notice that your valuables are missing.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 06:22 PM
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3. I keep all my valuables in a mason jar, buried on my property...
the bad thing is, I gotta go borrow a metal detector to find the jar...

:hi:
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 06:32 PM
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5. I just
retrieved mine from Funk and Wagnalls front porch. Gonna have to call the cops on those guys.
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 05:39 PM
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2. Bwahahaha!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 06:23 PM
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4. no, you were right, that is the essence of both of those criminal characters
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 06:41 PM
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6. The other day I signed the online petition to arrest Karl Rove
and about 10 minutes later, my caller ID showed I was getting a call from the US Gov. Scared the shit out of me. Turns out it was my Marine nephew calling from work cause he couldn't get his cell phone to get a signal. He got a big laugh out of scaring me to death.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 07:01 PM
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7. No odor of sulfur? Now that
would be the real giveaway.

Glad you didn't step in it!
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