Preacher Arrested for Breaking into Home, Stealing Sex Toy

[tannybogus]

A Haywood County pastor is accused of breaking into a woman's home and stealing a sex toy and a bottle of personal lubricant.

48 year old Scott Murray faces felony burglary and larceny charges. He was part of the Pastoral Ministries and Outreach programs at New Covenant Church in Clyde for nearly a decade.

Investigators say the incident happened late Friday night and by Saturday, Murray had turned himself in and resigned from his job.

The congregation and the entire Clyde community say they are shocked by the news of his arrest. "This is just unreal.. I'm sorry for the pastor and his family," says Linda Mason of Clyde.

Murray and his family had not comments on the incident.

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=141853
http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/wlos_vid_1094.shtml

He broke his leg fleeing from the scene.

What is it with these pastors. One kills his wife and puts her in a freezer, and now this.

"The Onion" will soon fold. :rofl:

[pinniped]

1. He could've just mail ordered himself one, unless he resides in a county that prohibits....

such items.

[crim son]

2. It's all about the thrill of the chase!

I wonder how he knew where to find what he was looking for? :eyes:

[pinniped]

5. He must have the sixth sense.

Check out this comment from the news link. I bet he has an account on freakpubic.com.

Randy August 1st, 2008 - 2:44 am

The MSM smears another white Christian pastor. They never pring good news about the Christians and you know why. Its alwas this pastor has sex with this girl or that girl or molest little boys or sleeps with the wives of 6 parishoners or is caught masterbating while giving his sermon on Lots daughters or foaming at the mouth while tearing the wedding dress off a young bride, never about all the good things they do.

This whole thing sounds like a frame up by the anti-Christian leftwing looney libs. They just want to tear this country down.They ne

[Deja Q]

11. Maybe he was looking for some AA batteries, but was too cheap to go to Radio Shack...

:yoiks:

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Some questions: (a) how did he know she had one?

(b) what was he going to do with it after he stole it?

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Noooooooot Guuuuuuuuilty Yoooooour Hoooooonooooor, Noooo

oooooooooow Hoooooooooooooow Dooooooooo Yooooooou Tuuuuuuurn Thhhhhhhhhhis Daaaaaaaaamned Grrrreeeeeeeeeeasy Thhhhhhhhhing Ooooooooooooooooof!"

[FloridaJudy]

6. You can't make this shit up!

"Thou Shalt Not Covert Thy Neighbor's Dildo!" - it's in Pornicus II:69

:spray: :rofl:

That made my day.

[callous taoboy]

8. BWAAA Ha Ha ha ha...

To lube is divine.

[Phillycat]

7. "I'm sorry for the pastor and his family,"

WTF is she sorry for the PASTOR for? What about the lady who got her dildo and lube stolen? I'm sorry for HER! :cry:

[Deja Q]

9. Wow. That man is fucked up. Seriously! Does he know where that toy had been?

I doubt it was properly washed afterward either... or is that only the icing on the proverbial cake for him?

:scared:

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Now we know how that oil slick got into the baptismal pool"...

[Deja Q]

12. Hey you, that's not an "oil slick". Nor is it Grace Slick. It's called "holy water".

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "The Devil made me do it!"

I thought the Bush based government paid for all that standard "faith based" toolery these days.

[dembotoz]

14. perhaps he saw the image of jesus on it.

what is your bid on ebay

[libnnc]

15. I posted this in the lounge because I was too embarrassed

to post it here..


File this story under "stuff that only happens in my hometown"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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