Caption McCain

[lame54]

"Some guy just offered me fifty dollars.....I don't know what for."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "My campaign is being blown away, too."

[lame54]

2. .

[Clark2008]

3. "My name is Sigfried and I represent Chaos.

Over the past few months we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons which we distributed to unstable dictators."

[Oceansaway]

4. Gone, with the wind........n/t......

[lob1]

5. Zero. I hold a press conference and zero people show up.

Even the Secret Service didn't show. What's up with that?

[liberal N proud]

7. ding, ding, ding

[BrklynLiberal]

6. He knows how to use a cell phone????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. "I thought I told me to never call me at this number!"

:silly:

[Olney Blue]

9. Novak, did you leave this dead pedestrian on the sidewalk?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. This new fangled electric shaver doesn't shave worth a darn, and it keeps beeping

[behave]

11. "Hello, this is Lumpy, I mean Maverick. Yes, I'd like to order another campaign."