John McCain - One "D'oh!" moment after another

[ck4829]

McCain: Obama, you filthy liberal, go visit Iraq!
Obama: OK.
Iraq: We love Obama!
McCain: D'oh!

McCain: Obama, you have no foreign policy experience!
Obama: Hold on, I'm talking to Maliki.
Maliki: I like Obama's plan better than your's or Bush's.
McCain: D'oh!

McCain: Why isn't the media paying any attention to me!
Media: You're not really all that newsworthy, we mean, you're about as interesting as watching paint dry.
McCain: Zzzz... Oh what, sorry, I must have dozed off there for a second.
Media: ...
McCain: D'oh!

No more "D'oh" moments, we got enough from this current Administration, so just remember that when you vote this November.

[zbdent]

1. "Maliki: I like Obama's plan better than your's or Bush's."

Bush: Okay, I'll go with Maliki's and Obama's plan.
McCain: D'oh!!! D'oh!!! D'oh!!!

[KharmaTrain]

2. Things Are Going Too Good

Gramps is the most inept candidate I have ever seen on the national stage. Other than being a POW, there's no there there. I honestly don't think it's age that is his problem...he's been able to skate for decades on his "reputation" and never had to be specific on where he stood on things. He could flip-flop and assume that was being a "maverick".

He also is being handled by the left-overs of the Rove machine...the worst hacks in the biz who sure know how to run campaigns that divide and attack, but are poor in handling defense. They expect the opponent to blink and play their game...Obama won't. They're now stuck playing on Obama's turf from here on out and the attacks are sure to get worse.

We can't let all this let us get complacent or think that what we see and hear is what others do. We're dealing with caged animals who will do anything they can to hold onto their power and ensure that if they lose whomever wins is damaged in the process.

[Alter Ego]

3. The 2008 Election: Barack Obama (D) vs. Homer Simpson (R)

[Marrah_G]

4. Thank you for a morning giggle !

[newfie11]

5. What worries me is why did the repugs allow mccain to be their candidate?

It is obvious he is not up to debating Obama much less be a president. Did they decide to throw the election or are they planning something else? Maybe I am just paranoid.:crazy: