Caption McCains supermarket photo op

[Vanje]

" We tied onions like that to our belts, that being the fashion of the time."

[exothermic]

1. And you don't want to know what they did with the garlic...

:silly:

[rusty_parts2001]

2. Wheres the jalapenos? I'd like to put one in Obama's salsa.

[tridim]

3. My chef would never shop in a dump like this.

[Fuzz]

4. lol

[donco6]

23. The resemblance is UNCANNY! eom

[SoCalDem]

Yum.. Salmonella orbs.. can we get some..Salmon's supposed to be good for you

:)

[islandmkl]

5. you know...some people say tomatoes are a fruit...

but, i know i've always thought of them as vegetables...

science was never my strong suit, you know....

[Sequoia]

6. "Mommie, he scares me; don't look at ME!"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. How long did it take you to pick these?

[Vanje]

22. They were the first images that came up on Yahoo news search.

I cant believe McCain may be even more Caption-erific than GWB, but it looks as if that may be so!

[Sanity Claws]

8. My god! Who does his scheduling?

Couldn't they find a venue where someone might want to talk to him?

[Papillon]

9. Honey, these tomatoes look great.

How about cooking me something Italian tonight?

[Turbineguy]

10. Those are

tomatoes aren't they? See? I'm not completely out of touch with ordinary people!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Rrrrrrr! Not meat? NOT MEAT!!! rrrrrrrrrrr!!

[liberal N proud]

12. While Obama tours the world, McCain goes shopping

Finds food is now packaged.

[ColbertWatcher]

19. ...and indoors, where the air conditioning is. n/t

[SmileyRose]

43. I just spit milk.

that's just so funny on more than one level. :) :) :)

[Cronus Protagonist]

13. I saw a gook eating one of these before he got shot... hahaha

n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Onion-belt pic...

[Liberal Veteran]

15. "You can tell those bananas are ripe because they are shiny and bright red"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. !.!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vanje]

16. Boy, is that check out scanner gonna blow his mind!

Like happened to George Bush the elder.

The lady with the white pants isnt getting much shopping done.Carts pretty empty. Kid looks ready to go home.

[XOKCowboy]

17. When I was a POW... You knew I was a POW didn't you?

you finish the rest..

[Kierkegaard]

18. "...and right over there...

is the border between Iraq and Pakistan."

[fascisthunter]

20. "Those are Vegetables, right????"

kid replies: "No, you are though"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Those are tomatoes - where's me spinach? where's me spinach?

[El Supremo]

24. Those look like mighty tasty prunes.

[Sabriel]

25. Ahem...

"At least they don't plaster on the UPC stickers like a trollop, you c**t."

[Scurrilous]

27. " They've misspelled the word 'tomato' on that sign...

...isn't there supposed to be an 'e' on the end?"

[spanone]

28. 'and these red things are called bananas'

[mtf80123]

29. His speach was actually in front of the...

Cheese locker.

Double check the KO re-broadcast tonight.

The recording was indeed placed in front of the "Cheese Locker".

Cheesey McBush

[Vanje]

30. He looks comfortable in the soap and Q-Tips aisle

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

31. Clean-up on aisle 2, mop and bucket to aisle 2.

[JNelson6563]

32. So, this is where you people buy food, eh?

I always wondered where food comes from.

[ColbertWatcher]

33. FYI: This is a grocery store in BETHLEHEM, Pennsylvania...

...while Obama is in Jerusalem.



Just sayin'...

[bulloney]

39. McCain was told tomorrow he'll fly to Cairo.

Illinois.

[ColbertWatcher]

40. LOL! No doubt! Oh, and welcome to DU! n/t

[Vanje]

42. Next week , its off to Moscow

.....Idaho ,
for a tour of a hardware store

[behave]

34. Yes, I see the mess you made, and are you the same Lumpy getting fired over the PA?

[Muttocracy]

35. who wears a suit to go grocery shopping? nt

[Kadie]

36. Oooooo. I would like one of those. Do they take American Express?

[MiniMe]

37. Its not nice to put an old guy like McCain in the vegetable isle

People may think they are trying to imply something.

[bulloney]

38. Bomb-bomb-bomb. Bomb-bomb onion! There! Fox will say I'm funny again!

[TexasObserver]

41. "I don't like the way that tomato is lookin' at me!!"

[SmileyRose]

44. 3 minutes after this picture was taken

That woman informed the store manager there's a creepy old guy wandering aimlessly around the produce department.