Caption McCain

[Kadie]

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., momentarily holds his microphone upside-down during a campaign stop at the Rochester Opera House in Rochester, N.H., Tuesday, July 22, 2008.
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

[Muttocracy]

1. ok, yeah, it's time for glasses

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "I flip-flop microphones, too."

[jwirr]

3. Grandpa! Grandpa, wake up!

[rhiannon55]

4. Testing...one...two..three...

My friends--er...is this fucking thing on?

[azmouse]

5. "Wake me up when the election is over."

[arcadian]

6. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

[underpants]

7. Smartest idea on his campaign in months

[NightWatcher]

8. "please make the noise come out" talking to the elves within the magic stick

[L0oniX]

9. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[Contrary1]

10. Geez...why is it so hard for him to remember which end of the microphone to aim his mouth at?

Here's a hint, Johnny...pretend you're in the Oval Office and it's Junior's (fill in whatever word you choose to describe that *ahem* certain part of a male's anatomy).

[grannylib]

11. "Bmob bmob bmob, bmob bmob Nari..."

[Ilsa]

12. I guess anyone trying to broadcast their voice from the wrong end IS a "maverick". nt

[Danger Mouse]

13. McCain, your ass is the OTHER way, buddy.

[AlCzervik]

14. "I let my junk can explain my ideas, i'm tired to do it"

[Martin Eden]

15. Listen to my heart, folks, and you'll know I'm telling the truth ...

... oops, I mean my stomach.

[rucky]

16. Lookee, it's one of those newfangled megaphone things the kids are using.

[Martin Eden]

17. The media is conspiring against me -- the mike ain't workin!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. John McCain demonstrating his new gaffe-free technique

[MilesColtrane]

19. Yo, Yo, Yo, MC Cain't iz all up in this shizz...zzz...zzz...(yawn)...zzzzzzz...(snore)

[behave]

20. testing 123 testing 123 is this thing on? can you hear me folks? I'm Lumpy... hello?

[Kadie]

35. Welcome to DU behave!

:hi:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

21. "I wish I could be Obama"

[momster]

22. Pharaoh Applies Fake Beard to Chin

that's the way they did it when I was young, kids!

[man4allcats]

23. "I'm not really sleeping, folks - just taking my power nap."

:boring:

[Ichingcarpenter]

24. I found that Waldo doesn't know how to hold his dildo again

Or maybe he does.


I remember the other time he did that and posted
that picture and it was a huge hit..

Anyone got that one?

[Kadie]

38. It is posted down thread.

Post #31

LOL

[krispos42]

25. A picture is worth a thousand words...

Or maybe it's six. I forget...

[alphafemale]

26. "Hello? Hello?" Why isn't this working? I hate these new fangled gadgets!

[mcctatas]

27. That's because he talks out of his ass!!!!

[Indenturedebtor]

28. Ohhhhh that's nice. All warm and squishy. Here listen... Ohhhh

[Truth4Justice]

29. "I really dont have dementia,folks. You can trust me on that. Really"

[gulliver]

30. America needs another "funny," incompetent buffoon from the GOP

[RNdaSilva]

31. Where's McJoe when I need him?

Like gaffes and flip-flops, this was not the first time that he got that newfangled gadget upside-down.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. "Gol-durned flashlight. It must need new batteries."

:)

[peekaloo]

33. rocking the mic, putting the MC in McCain

ah fuck it he's just confused-ed.

[DFW]

34. And he complains that the media isn't covering what he says! Well, DUH!

[Kadie]

36. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[salin]

37. and I thought that I had just forgotten to turn on my hearing aid!

(ala vice presidential candidate debate circa 1992)