Has anyone heard a peep lately from Ann Coulter?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

It just dawned on me that she has gone somewhat quiet. Is she reinventing herself for post-November?

[Lyric]

1. It is not possible to reinvent the heel. nt

[baldguy]

2. "Peep"? You mean "screech", don't you?

[Canuckistanian]

9. Yes, I find her very shrill

And her cackling gets on my nerves.

[NightWatcher]

3. it's at a "spa" getting hormone treatments

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. In Tiajuana?

For a tuck & roll job?

Hmm...plastic surgery could be the answer here. I hope she got a nose too small for her face.

[newmajority]

13. Adams apple removal?

DISCLAIMER: I do not know nor care what gender Ann Coulter is, or would like to be.

But she DOES have an Adam's Apple.

[spotbird]

5. She is in major plastic surgery recovery

As the elections near she worries about her appearance on prom night in November.

[saltpoint]

6. With any luck at all, FOX will have sent her on some sort of Outward Bound

expedition for media hoodlums to the north pole.

[cliffordu]

7. She made some piece of shit comment the other day about Democrats wanting

everyone to ride bicycles and die, but I cannot find the reference...

She is a waste of oxygen. The sooner she starves herself to death the better.

[Historic NY]

8. She is having a sex change again.

[tomreedtoon]

36. What sex does she have to change?

I've kind of thought of Coulter as a creature out of the D&D Monster Manual, not spawned by humans but materialized out of the force of evil from garbage dumps or something.

[UTUSN]

10. & we *want* to -------- beCAUSE?!1 -----------assume she's ondrugs with Matt PUDGE & LIMBOsevic n

[Ian David]

11. She's trying to think of a way to outdo The Savage Wiener. n/t

[liberalmuse]

12. Sssshhhhhh. We don't want to rouse her from her crypt.

I think she jumped the shark when she went after the Jews (loosely borrowed from Kathy Griffin).

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. I was going to type the same thing!

Ssshhhhhh....don't even poke her with a spoon. She bites.

or sucks....one of the two.

[ingac70]

14. She's still out there. If you look for her.

Hell holes like Townhall.com. No one pays her much attention any more.

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. I'm sorry to hear that.

I was hoping she'd made the mistake of stepping into sunlight.

[Mz Pip]

15. She's probably

rearranging the pages from her last book and coming up with a new title. That takes time.

[Danger Mouse]

18. Be patient. Plagarism is hard work, you know.

[ColbertWatcher]

19. They don't want people to tire of her BEFORE October. n/t

[Connie_Corleone]

20. She's still around. She just turned sideways.

[Stinky The Clown]

21. She and Tucker Carlson are having an affair

[zonmoy]

22. Wonder if the evil fundy christian god took one of the few evil women

that he would find a suitable mate for his wife.

[mitchtv]

23. Burn black candles ,and call her name 3 times

She'll turn up

[keroro gunsou]

24. pazuzzu

pazuzzu
pazuzzu?

nope, didn't work :D

[MrScorpio]

25. Between books

Probably writing another garbage dump filler as we're speaking right now

[KharmaTrain]

26. She's Finally Box Office Poison

It's even hard for Faux to bring her on. She's totally out of control in a studio and it's burned a few of our corporate media mavens one time too many. I think her comments about Jews was probably the last straw...producers aren't calling her or taking her calls.

In essence, her 15 minutes is finally up...her shtick got old and few are paying any attention. Next step, Hustler Honey pictoral.

[Sal Minella]

27. Oh dear, I missed out -- what was the gist of her comment about Jews?

[Elwood P Dowd]

28. She is convalescing from major surgery

to remove thrombus hemorrhoids from her tongue,throat, and other areas.

[Ghost in the Machine]

29. Probably still recovering from that last bathroom book signing...

i have the pic somewhere.. i'll post it if i can find it...

[Initech]

30. Ann is nesting in her secret vampire lair waiting for the clock to strike midnight.

Anybody got a wooden stake?

[lonestarnot]

31. Skeletonella prollee starved herself to death.

On edit: Is she a puker or she just make me :puke:?

[bumblebee1]

32. If I want to hear screeching,

I'll listen to both of my male cockatiels. What they screech is 100 times more intelligent than anything Ann Coulter screeches.

[BrotherBuzz]

33. Bob McKeown hasn't heard from her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmcZG87Fmxc

[JPettus]

34. Despite all the commentary

She's still doing a column at least, as the Stars and Stripes run her head to head with Arianna Huffington each week. The last screech I heard from her had to do with repeating the debunked nonsense that drilling for domestic oil in the Alaskan wasteland will lower gas prices, ignoring the fact that our oil companies in the States are exporting record amounts of oil.

They either don't get it or assume that we don't. Big Businesses will not choose to do the right thing. The right thing must be forced upon them.

[krispos42]

35. She's shoved both feet in her mouth

And they went in deeper and deeper until she actually ate herself, turning into a dimensionless point adrift in the universe.