One answer to the high cost of gas - but it could cause some problems

[proud2BlibKansan]

[Deja Q]

1. Is Nebraska due north of Iran?

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. No it is west of Iraq

:)

[TlalocW]

2. Well, if we do invade Nebraska

It won't be with Bush leading us but Obama so there's a pretty good chance that it will succeed.

Of course, one of the advantages of invading Nebraska is that wherever the troops set down to create a basecamp, they'll be able to see in all directions for dozens and dozens of miles so no one will be able to sneak up on them. Of course, I should talk as I'm from Kansas, but you can't make fuel out of wheat yet so Mom and the family are safe.

TlalocW

[wuushew]

3. What is the total cost of ownership for this vehicle?

I was under the impression that stock diesel engines needed to be altered to run on vegetable oil.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Good question

I will ask the guy next time I see him.

I know he saves a bundle on fuel. :)

[ColbertWatcher]

6. But...

...North Korea was taken off the "Axis of Evil" targets list because there were no Muslims there.

Are there any Muslims in Nebraska?