Make the Pie Higher - by George W Bush

[Swede]

Found this at Snopes and it's true.

This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

[Muttocracy]

1. wow. nt

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

2. Someone left the cake out in the rain

And I don't think that I can take it.

[Suich]

3. Excellent!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[immoderate]

4. A master of words.

--IMM

[Voice for Peace]

5. a masterpiece

[Theres-a]

6. Scatology worthy of catapulting. nt