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[Muttocracy]

[gateley]

1. Five more months. Five more months. Five more months...

[Muttocracy]

7. where is she headed after all this? nt

[Warpy]

10. Probably several corporate boards where she can sit and schmooze.

They're certainly not going to hire her for something that requires competence and initiative.

[Muttocracy]

12. did she have to sell her Chevron stock, poor thing, missing out on all this. nt

[ben_meyers]

20. She does fulfill that affirmative action requirement and

makes a great token in the boardroom though.

[gateley]

14. Jail, I hope. nt

[givemebackmycountry]

2. I think I'm gonna get a face tattoo just like Mike Tyson...

A big "W" right about here...

[DJ13]

3. Not tonight George, I have a headache

[Muttocracy]

5. makes me think of those ads - HEAD ON...APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

[blonndee]

4. My "husband" and I have no plans to divorce.

(any fellow readers of celeb gossip blogs will get it) :)

[underseasurveyor]

6. Shit.. the botox just wore off

my face is melting

[HughMoran]

8. "If I only had a brain"

:P

[sakabatou]

9. There's nothing up here.

[Barack_America]

11. Please inject the botox here. nt

[Swede]

13. Redrum!! Redrum!!

[DaveJ]

15. "Maybe it's time to start dying my eyebrows too."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. I'm not completely worthless - I can make more forehead wrinkles than Pat Buchanan

That's something I can call an accomplishment.

[Muttocracy]

17. I hope she stays off the talk shows. If she went on with Crocker

her "ahs" and his "ums" would make people go insane.

[Tutonic]

18. Hmmmm....that burning discharge was right around the time that

I hooked up with Gene Simmons. Why hasn't he returned my calls?

[gratuitous]

19. Practicing for when she faces the firing squad

"Shoot straight, you bastards!"

[EbenezerMcIntosh]

21. "My entire brain is contained in the one cell just to the right of this eyebrow hair."

NT