Sen Larry Craig: Don’t let foreigners “jerk us around by the gas nozzle” video link included

[MiniMe]

This is from Crooks & Liars. Too funny. It took a long time for it to work for me, but it did finally load. :rofl:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/17/sen-larry-craig-dont-let-foreigners-%e2%80%9cjerk-us-around-by-the-gas-nozzle%e2%80%9d/

[Aviation Pro]

1. Haysus Marimba.....

...can he get anymore wide stance? Hey, Larry, just admit it and get it over with. Trust me, confession is good for the soul and we are a very tolerant group of people.

[Jed Dilligan]

2. lolololololololol

It took a long time for it to work for me, but it did finally load. :rofl:

[mcctatas]

3. Unless of course they are handsome foreigners in an airport

bathroom stall, then they can jerk our nozzles until we see the face of God :evilgrin:

[Raster]

4. Don’t let foreigners jerk us around by the gas nozzle, like the way they are doing now...

...in a toilet stall in the Minneapolis Airport.

[Vickers]

5. Sometimes I "jerk my gas nozzle" when I think about Scarlett Johansson

:spank:

OMG I love talking in code!!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!!

[MiniMe]

6. Early morning bump

[Javaman]

7. When life imitates the onion. nt

[Bozita]

8. Larry "I'm Not Gay" Craig, the gift that keeps on giving

[spanone]

9. huh huh he said 'jerk around' huh huhuh

[MiniMe]

11. And "nozzle"

Too funny

[yellowcanine]

15. Even "gas" when juxtaposed with "nozzle" and "jerked around"

bodily function and anatomy alert.

[KamaAina]

10. If we're not careful, them there dang-blasted furriners might turn off the...

...TAP.

[MiniMe]

12. No dancing either?

:evilgrin:

[elehhhhna]

13. Larry's got sugar in his gas tank.

[yellowcanine]

14. oy vey, extremely unfortunate language from "wide stance" Larry.

How very Freudian of him.