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blueinindiana Donating Member (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 09:59 PM
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Why does God need money?
I mean if God can create the universe in 6 days and the earth is only 6,00 years old then why doe God need money?

If God can create a star, then why does God need money?

If God created all life on earth and assume the universe, then why does God need money?

If God is all so powerful, then why does God need money?

Why does God need money!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:00 PM
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1. It's got her name on it. Haven't you noticed?
:silly:
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:00 PM
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2. why does god need a church...gold chalices....silk robes....answer. he doesn't
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:23 PM
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11. Don't forget the funny hats. nt
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:01 PM
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3. Because the pope wears a funny hat.
Aw shit, I think I fucked that joke up.

:(
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:02 PM
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4. You think angel wings & harps grow on TREES??
:rofl:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:03 PM
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5. Ernest Angley (televangelist) has a 747.



And that bad boy doesn't run on water.

"Keep them tithes a-comin' in, friends and neighbors."
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:03 PM
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6. Same reason he needed the best lamb.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:13 PM
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7. Roger Waters knows
God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds, shillings, and pence
God wants guilders
God wants Kroner
God wants Swiss francs
And God wants French francs

God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants windows
God wants solutions
God wants TV
God wants contributions
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:19 PM
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9. what god wants, god gets!
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Captain Angry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:17 PM
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8. If only I had back the money that me and Cathrine sent that TV preacher...

that was screwing the hockey players.




(Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation)
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:22 PM
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10. Because the new iPhone is coming out
:hi:
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:24 PM
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12. Money makes the world go around!
The world go around
The world go around
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morgan2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:30 PM
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13. because not even God would fuck with the money supply!
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:39 PM
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14. simple
God doesn't exist.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:41 PM
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15. Why does God need a starship?
/Star Trek V
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:54 PM
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16. To pay off that bet he made to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
nt
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 10:56 PM
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17. She's God man, do you know how big her shopping list is?
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