Bush & Co. you can have my skeletons and lump it!

[Pacifist Patriot]

I had sex before marriage. Heck, I had sex with men I didn't marry, though I admit never with more than one at a time. I think there may have even been a one-night stand that one semester in college I really felt the need to get my ya-ya's out.

I was picked up by the police for vandalizing state property...but I was never charged. Painting a cannonball pink smacks of commie anti-Americanism, but the cops just couldn't stop laughing.

I swear like a sailor.

I'm sure I have homosexuals in my family tree though none have admitted it yet. But if you outed them they'd have the love and support of their family.

I did try marijuana once in college but I'm very disappointed because it did absolutely nothing for me. Didn't see the point after that. Other than that, I'm afraid my only other illegal drug use was underage alcohol. Plenty of that though, so feel free to use that as a wedge.

I probably do drink more wine than is good for me, but I'm smart enough not to drink and drive so no busts there. Sorry

I kissed a girl when I was in the fourth grade.

I actually liked the movie "Willow."

One of my kids once went skinny-dipping in the pond behind our house in front of the other kids in the neighborhood...but he was six so there were no charges files.

I once lied on my resume...well actually, it was more like creative phrasing than an outright falsehood.

I speed.

I lied to a bill collector and told him I was certain I had already paid the bill. I was so convincing he wrote it off. So I stole $38.72 for a tylenol from an emergency room.

I screen my calls.

So there you have it, warts and all. Now if I could just get elected so I could go after your sorry criminal ass. You wouldn't have a thing you could use against me....though I wouldn't put it past you to threaten my family with physical harm. You and your ilk have lost that much credibility with me. So now tell me, what is it you've got on all those Dems in Congress? Some of it must be really really juicy stuff. But somehow I doubt it. You're just sick bullies.

[librechik]

1. they don't want your skeletons--they want your buying habits

Targeted Web Ads are Da Bomb--and they're dropping them on us.

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. Without a doubt. Just commenting on the odd behavior of a supposedly majority party in Congress.