---As previously posted----
Thu Oct 27th 2005, 12:00 PM
In the midst of all the other stories swirling around these days it seems that one story had slipped by my radar. It seems that another one of those Big Red Things hit the US a few days ago and once again the powers that be were not prepared for it and once again the people are PO'ed.
Look George here is the thing with these Big Red Things:
They are real big and tend to move real slow
You can see them coming.
They hit in generally the same area (you can exclude about 3/4 of the country from having to look out for them)
The Big Red Things repeatedly attack your people so you might want to help them out...or maybe you really don't care.
This isn't really complicated and you don't have to do it all yourself. In fact there are a lot of people who do nothing BUT worry about the Big Red Things, trust them and help them do their job even if the only thing you have to do is stay out of the way.
I have included a picture of one of these Big Red Things for future reference. If you should see one coming you need to tell someone to take care of it and the next day follow up with a "Did you take care of it?" type question.*
*-I don't have an MBA from Harvard.
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/17