Where's Dick?!

[balantz]

Where the devil is zany? And what the hell is he up to?

Anyone know?

[spanone]

1. he's probably riding his simulator over the hills of iran while chugging wild turkey

i hate it when he disappears like this..

[gateley]

2. Yeah -- keep your enemies close. nt

[IntravenousDemilo]

6. Oh yes, it's better to have enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. NM

[balantz]

3. Me too!

Every once in awhile it suddenly beams out at me that I haven't seen anything about him.

And with all this Iran talk lately I'm a little curious as to what he may be doing.

[razors edge]

4. Changing the door lock codes

on all the nuclear bunkers.

The new code is GOPONLY.

[balantz]

7. I thought the new code was "coldfinger". n/t

[razors edge]

12. I was just joking.

Thanks, now everyone knows, how will he keep the poor out now? :)

[IntravenousDemilo]

5. Dick is next to nuts, where you normally find it.

And in Cheney's case, that's not only WHERE, but HOW he is.

[Gabi Hayes]

8. looking for his balls:

http://www.yournutz.com/store/

[Gabi Hayes]

9. cammo nutz!

http://www.yournutz.com/store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=15&zenid=674afd30682d0f01f7dbb9a07b875660

[spanone]

10. it's a big ol goofy world

john prine

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Whenever Dick hides like this, it's almost always health...

...-related.

He probably has priapism due to the high gas prices.

[libodem]

13. .

:rofl: