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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:37 PM
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Given 5 seconds for Chimpy to hear your words in public...
What would you say/scream/yell? Would it be something to heighten the immediate public's awareness to an issue? Or, would it be more to vent your anger and disgust at this murderer?

Mine would be "Has your God told you how many soldiers and children died because of your policies today?"

My humor deserts me when I'm angry and I know there are much better lines.

So give me your best scathing delivery to the Chimperor. I will forward to Jeff for Friday's DUZY's.
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:41 PM
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1. You won't be able to lie to God
or Satan.
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:44 PM
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2. Just the kind of jolt I would like him to suffer.
I guess I would want to test him to see if there is a conscience underneath. Good one NYCALIZ.
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:52 PM
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4. I don't believe he has a conscience
(no scientific basis for this belief but since when is that required).....
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:47 PM
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3. Where can I score some smack?
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 09:01 PM
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5. DROP DEAD!!!!
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 09:08 PM
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6. "How are Victor and Jeff doing these days?"
And then I'd wink at him...
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 11:42 PM
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7. Sorry, had to abandon the thread for a while. But came back
to this and burst out loud laughing. Thank you for that! :bounce:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 11:51 PM
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8. "Jesus Died for your sins, and now so have thousands of others" (nt)
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