Odds that Bush will devote himself to a Habitat for Humanity type of effort whan he leaves office

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[ananda]

1. Paraguay

No extradition.

[blondeatlast]

2. Someday he's got to finish clearing that brush. Sheesh, let the man accomplish something... nt

[hedgehog]

7. OH no! I just had a premonition of what's going to happen. Put these facts together:

1. No one will ever tell him "No".

2. He likes to clear brush with a manly chain saw.

3. He is unlikely to wear protective gear.

4. He will have no reason to maintain the appearance of sobriety.

5. It gets hot in Texas, and nothing is better on a hot day than a couple cold ones chugged right down.


Chainsaws, brush, beer and Bush - what a combination!

[Jim Sagle]

3. The odds are slim and none, and slim just left town.

[Mojambo]

4. The same odds as me realizing my life long dream of becoming Jessica Alba's favorite bath sponge. nt

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Other: He'll finally be captured and returned to a Habitat for Chimps at Miami Metro Zoo

[lapfog_1]

6. Yeah, only his will be called Habitat by Humanity.

And will consist of hiring a whole bunch of Latin Americans at slave wages to build him a "ranch" in Paraguay. One which will, BTW, be very independent of fossil fuels and off the grid... much like his pig farm in Crawford. And be patrolled 24 x 7 by heavily armed Black Water mercs.

[newmajority]

8. If Chimp had such a "charity" it would be this.....

Go into poor neighborhoods and tear houses DOWN, then replace them with condos for the rich. Or "defense" industry weapons factories.

Habitat for Chimpanity :scared:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. More like Cashcow for Corporations

He's had 7 years of practice.

[Yael]

10. I'm sure Daddy has a plumb assignment for him at that infamous Not For Profit

The Carlysle Group. Where old Republicans go to take the last penny of the poor, and then they die.