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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:07 AM
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Teens Accused Of Making Ostrich Impotent
(AP) Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.

According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring _ worth $460 apiece.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/05/ap/strange/main2535894.shtml
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:12 AM
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1. That headline is priceless
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:16 AM
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2. I agree
In fact, if I were one of the kids, I would get a t-shirt that says, "I made an ostrich impotent."

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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:20 AM
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3. I'm laughing right now
Edited on Mon Mar-05-07 10:20 AM by KingFlorez
This is one of the most hilarious things I've read. I never thought I'd be reading about a impotent ostrich.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:21 AM
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4. I never thought I would post such an article
I know how you feel.....:rofl:
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 10:28 AM
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5. Another one to add to the list of "sentences I never thought I'd see." nt
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