No Joke - Bushie wants to write a Book on the True Story of the Iraq War

[Ichingcarpenter]

President George W. Bush in an interview on Friday
told Gianni Riotta of Rai TV, Italy, that he will write
a book on the Iraq War to defend his decision on
the invasion and occupation of Iraq, because he
wants the true story of what really happened to be documented for history.>>>>>>>snip




Q In the few seconds that are left, what will you do next?




THE PRESIDENT:

You know, good question. I haven't had much time to think about it,
because I've got a lot to do. But I will probably write a book,
talking about the decisions I had to make, precisely to make
sure that history understands the conditions and the environment
during which I had to make decisions.
Start a freedom institute at what's called Southern Methodist University in Dallas,
to talk about the universal values of freedom abroad and at home.
And other than that, I'm open for suggestions.

(how about you write that book in prison?)



http://americanfile.blogspot.com/




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[Warren Stupidity]

1. Fucknutz wouldn't know truth if it was stuck on his dick.

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. Delusional Bastard! He wants suggestions?

I think we can start a few suggestions!

[tavalon]

9. I'll be happy to send him the paper and the typewriter

I'm fairly sure the Hague won't allow him to have an actual computer.

Type away, monkey boy.

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. He if gets away with his crimes we all are incur joint liability

to his criminal conspiracies and war crimes

[tavalon]

24. I know

That's why my offer only stands if he is incarcerated at the Hague.

[madaboutharry]

10. Good thing I wasn't drinking soda when

I read your post!

[tavalon]

23. And truth wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole

I'm not sure how I feel about that mixed metaphor. Mostly, I just don't want to think about GW's dick. Ick.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Will it come with a box of Crayolas?

Or will those be sold separately?

[tavalon]

18. Love your new sig line Nance

[NanceGreggs]

37. Thanks!

I've had it for a few weeks now. I guess I'm what you'd call the "overly confident" type.

[tavalon]

47. Hardly overconfident

Savvy, smart, prescient, yes, but overconfident? Nah, I don't see it.

[mithnanthy]

63. Good one, Nance!

n/t

[Texifornia]

3. What's called

Southern Methodist University?

He is such a stupid, stupid man.

[tavalon]

14. Ain't he though?

I suppose it's the poor breeding, but also, he just did/does too much alcohol and blow. He's rotted the small brain he started with. It's like fucking swiss cheese in there.

Let's rec this one so it gets to the greatest page. This has been a long, hard primary season. We need a little amusement. I know he's a terribly easy target, but I'm tired of his shit and his snits and his asinine habit of continuing to breathe when he barely has enough brain left to do it. Let's take this to the big page and tear the Silverspoon Sociopath a new one, shall we?

[Ichingcarpenter]

17. Thank you... I think it needs some noms too..

The rest of the interview is filled with crap also.

[tavalon]

20. Sigh. So much crap,

so little time.

I must admit though, I've never had a year drag so slowly as this one has. Jan 2009 seems so far away..............................

[sarge43]

27. Of course. He's full of crap.

What else would he spew.

[SpiralHawk]

5. My Pet Goat - Part Deux

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Vincent Bugliosi already wrote Bush's Book

[tavalon]

7. Will it be a story about a pet goat?

Just wondering.

My God, what a fucktard he is! Please, please, please let the bird finish rotting and may the bird dogs of this country, never, ever choose another stupid bird again! (Nod to our dear Molly. You were so prescient!)

[opihimoimoi]

8. He still thinks people out there believe his BS CRAP........he can't write for shit

Karen gatta come help his ass

[LiberalFighter]

11. He can't destroy all the evidence to prevent the truth from being told.

[DailyGrind51]

12. Would I find the book under "Fiction"?

or "Juvenile" section?

[tavalon]

16. Neither

"Ghostwriting" section.

[OmahaBlueDog]

15. I noticed that was one of Doug Feith's talking points in his new book

In an interview he went on about how none of us "know the real story" but that now the facts will come out.

It's not the corruption I mind so much -- it's the incompentence. A competent, corrupt administration would have simply lied like Hell and said "yep-- here are the warehouses full of WMD's"

[spindrifter]

19. Wow, maybe he'll let

Scooter or Mrs. Cheney ghost write it for him. I can't imagine that he can write anything by himself. But let's see... It might start like this:

Once upon a time I imagined how cool it would be to fill my Pretzeldensity with lots of pictures of me in different military costumes. I hate wearing those navy blue suits, even when I wear my Texas guy boots. So I talked to Dickie bird one day after he came back from hunting. He gave me this great idea. He said, Why not start a war? If you pick some place like Iraq you will make all of our friends really happy, George. You'll make us rich, cause they got lots of oil.
Yeah, Dickie. Oil. What do I do? Do you think we can do a really fast war? I need to be able to get down to the ranch to keep the brush cut back.
Of course, Georgie. It won't take long at all. We'll be in and out and you can wear some of those military outfits you like and all of us will get loads of money.
So, I said, Do it!
And that's how it all started.

[Wizard777]

21. Tell it to the jury!

[tavalon]

22. Okay, people, Recommend this thread!

Not because it's steller, it's garden variety stupid pet tricks from monkey boy, but we've been beating up on each other so much lately - let's turn that ire toward a more deserving target, our Pet Goat, as it were. Would that we could put him out to pasture before inauguration day, but barring that, let's pile on him for a while. None are more deserving (well, except for Cheney and the whole PNAC crowd).

[Jack Rabbit]

25. Will it be a transcript of his confession to Interpol?

Just wondering.

[spanone]

26. he'd be happy to rewrite history...his legacy is shit..

[Phentex]

28. So THAT'S why Laura ordered Hooked on Phonics!

documented for history :eyes:

[sarge43]

29. Bush and the truth.

:spray::rofl:

They can't exist in the same time/space contin.

:hi: Agent Mike. It's Saturday night at DU :party:

[tavalon]

31. Thanks to everyone who recommended this thread.

We are now going to tear the stupid little sociopath up. Here, catch!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

30. "My Pet War"?

[tavalon]

32. Perfectomundo!

[bleever]

33. Maybe an infinite number of Bushes, with infinite typewriters,

might come up with something.

[Prophet 451]

34. The true story would actually be interesting to read

Shame Dumbya wouldn't know truth if it bit him in the ass.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. "to make sure that history understands the conditions and the environment"

So the book will be called Fear and Profiteering?

Interesting choice.

[roamer65]

36. This would be one book burning that I would attend.

[Bozita]

38. Why not? He's already an accomplished writer. Have you forgotten his autobiography, ...

... "A Charge To Keep"?

If you haven't seen the reviews at Amazon, you're really missing some good laughs.
http://www.amazon.com/Charge-Keep-Journey-White-House/dp/B000C4SV2I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1212888619&sr=1-1

[madeline_con]

54. Hilarious stuff!

I completely recommend this book if you like being underwhelmed, or if you want to be whipped into a catatonic stupor. If you must read it, get it from the library so you won't feel like you did when you bought the Ding King from the TV commercial. (As for the writing style, I'm not sure our president can push a subject against a predicate, at gunpoint.) If this was written by a ghostwriter, he or she should be taken out and shot.

.....

As a huge George W. Bush fan, I was anxiously looking forward to reading his book. I couldn't have been more disappointed.

.....
As a journalist and small business owner, I've met and spoken to our ex-governor four or five times. I can't remember for certain how many, as he made almost no impression on me - any attempt to talk about something more substantial than how hot it was proved fruitless. The same holds true for this book, which was obviously written for him.

.....

I have to admit, though being neither Democrat nor Republican, I found that Molly Ivins' "Shrub" covered the same ground in a much, much more enjoyable way.

.....
Reading this book while experiencing the first two weeks of the Bush team's onslaught brings to mind a scene from the Tim Robbins film "Mars Attacks!," in which the invading Martians lay waste to Las Vegas and all within it while carrying sound equipment that proclaims loudly in English "We will not harm you! We are your friends!"

[MikeNearMcChord]

39. I think I know what he will call his book.

If I did it...No! Wait! I Did Do it!

[2008]

40. This made me laugh hard

I'm picturing Bush with glasses on, surrounded by stacks of documents and reference books, studiously tapping away at the keyboard.

Then again, I wouldn't have thought a dog could skateboard until I saw the YouTube clip. I guess anything is possible.

[glitch]

41. Did you picture it in the prison library?

{{visualizing}}

[2008]

50. The book deal would be off because felons can't proft from their crimes

[Eric Condon]

56. You mean like this?

From this Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30649

Not a real picture (obviously).

[2008]

58. Kind of like that, but with...

...folders and binders and thick green-leather tomes from the White House basement archives, and his eyes little concentrated slits, like he's thinkin'.

[sakabatou]

42. My irony meter exploded

[kentuck]

43. I will surmise it for you.

I lied.

I covered it up.

I spied on Americans.

I ordered Saddam to he hanged.

I talked to God.

I spent the country into bankruptcy.

I ordered the torture.

I did it to protect the American people.

The End.

[hyphenate]

44. I just mentioned this to a friend

and he suggested that KGH (King George the Horrific--my new nickname for the bastard) wants to be nominated for a Nebula Award. For those who aren't familiar with that one, it's the award for best science fiction/fantasy writing in a given year.

[Fleshdancer]

45. My condolences to the editors forced to work on whatever he comes up with

He has the language skills of LOLcats...only not nearly as cute.

[rocktivity]

46. He hasn't written the book and he's plagiarized me already

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3371413&mesg_id=3371508

Oh, and since he can't be trusted with anything sharper, here's what he should write with:



:headbang:
rocknation

[graywarrior]

48. I haven't had much time to think about it, because I've got a lot to do

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Like what, fuckwit?

[hwmnbn]

49. Write!?! He can't fucking read!!....

Who's he trying to kid?

[Cheap_Trick]

51. delete

dupe

[madeline_con]

52. Suggestion? Eat shit and .... n/t

[anonymous171]

53. "Then Dick told me that..."

[Bluebear]

55. He read three Shakespeares, after all.

Now he is literut.

[Eric Condon]

57. I don't think any of us are acknowledging the real issue, which is how hilarious this could be

Seriously, this has the potential to join "Those Who Trespass" in the "Unintentionally Hilarious Crap Written By Right-Wing Nutjobs" section of your local Barnes & Noble.

[Riddler]

59. This asshole write a book? I wonder what color crayon he'll use.

[Vinca]

60. Anything for a buck. The gravy train is stopping to board Georgie.

Next thing you know he'll be on the rubber chicken circuit stuttering and stammering for a million bucks a pop. Life is not fair. He should be in prison.

[conspirator]

61. "bush" and "true" in the same sentence is a paradox n/t

[Sabriel]

62. A "freedom institute"?????

WTF?

Isn't that like Pol Pot starting a Justice Center?