Republicans Borrow the Family Car

[ThoughtCriminal]

It was running really good when they took it in 2001. Here's what we're going to find when we get it back.

1. First, they cancelled the insurance - the premium money was spent on a big party for their cronies.
2. Then they went down to the "Instant Cash" place with the title and got a high interest loan in our name. The cash went to gifts for some of the closest cronies.
3. Next, they crashed it into another country's living room. We get sued for for damages.
4. Then they took it to a chop shop, traded it for cash and threw another big party for the cronies.

And finally, they blame the Democrats for all the above.

[blondeatlast]

1. Now they are relying on that nice old man who has never seen a fuel-injection system

to bring it back to life.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Brilliant analogy!

:kick: and REC'D! (or, in this case, should I say wrecked?)

[izquierdista]

3. This is excellent!

It sums up in 6 lines what is wrong with them and is a great answer to Aunt Delia's E-mail chain letter covering 3 pages of talking points.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Beautiful...

...all you have to do is make a reference to waterboarding and it's perfect!

[Yael]

5. Well done!

K&R

[Juche]

6. You forgot part 5

5. They stole the car in 2000 and 2004.

[pepperbear]

7. And it'll be out of gas. n/t