Linsey Graham is 'right now' at a party on Simms School Road

[Lint Head]

in Central, South Carolina. My brother in law just called and told us. They can see him from their porch. They have a nice home in a rural area but the party is next door in a trailer home. People are in the back yard yelling. "Lindsey! Lindsey!". My brother in law is a Democrat. I wish we were visiting so I could yell , "Fuck George Bush! Fuck George Bush!" I would make enough noise to disrupt any fascist rally. There is also a band playing. Graham is related to one of the people that live there. He is wearing a polo shirt and shorts giving a speech to red necks behind a trailer. Typical South Carolina red neck trailer trash. Man I wish I was there right now! AaaaaaaaaaaaH! :dem:

[DJ13]

1. I hope they dont live too close

The smell a neocon leaves behind wont dissipate for months.

[KamaAina]

2. Lindsey Graham is at a party in a trailer home?!

Oh, my. Think of the fun native South Carolinian Colbert could have with this!

[Lint Head]

3. Great idea! How can I contact him?

:dem:

[KamaAina]

6. Best I can find is this

http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/contact.php

Me, I want the Greatest Living American to take charge of rebuilding a street in the hard-hit Lakeview neighborhood of New Orleans -- Colbert St.! It's conveniently located two blocks from Louis XIV St. and is long enough that there'd be room to set up a (temporary) staue of the Dear Leader twice the size of the one in Jackson Square!

[blm]

4. Simms School? Named for William Gilmore Simms, who was eulogized by Edgar Allen Poe

as one of the south's great writers?

[Lint Head]

5. It's about five miles from Clemson University.

:dem:

[blm]

7. Interesting. Aren't the Simms family and the Furman (university) family connected?

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[MannyGoldstein]

8. Your B-I-L Should Point His Speakers Out The Window

And play "The Ride Of The Valkyries" (a.k.a. the song from the helicopter attack in Apocalypse Now). Play it really fuckin' loud. Then start lighting of strings of firecrackers.

I find that this really creeps neighbors out. Graham will need a change of underwear.

[L0oniX]

9. I hate that son of a bitch war hawk n/t

[VP505]

10. Time to call in a noise complaint

and tell them not only is it noisy but it looks like they are having an orgy as well, naked people running around EVERYWHERE! LOL