Nuclear War Next Tuesday: IT'S ALL OVER PEOPLE

[sharp_stick]

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5008225&page=1

Prophet Yisrayl 'Buffalo Bill' Hawkins of Texas (of course) has predicted (again) that nuclear war will break out next Tuesday June 12th and finally end the world. Of course the fact that his followers, aka idiots supreme, have to buy all their survival shit from his little company Life Nutrition Products in order to make it through the big war.

Why oh why are there so many gullible idiots around the world and why oh why do they congregate in the desert states like Texas, New Mexico and Nevada? Do whackjobs like the dry heat or something?

:silly: :dunce: :freak: :tinfoilhat:

[hatrack]

1. Just finished reading "Under The Banner Of Heaven" . . .

Maybe it's a secondary effect of lung fungus infection?

:shrug:

[Hersheygirl]

2. Hold on, I need to put my t-shirt on that says

"I see dumb people."

[MadinMo]

24. Damn! Where can I get one of those?

[sam sarrha]

3. the chicks are Easy at those end of the world partys.. that is why he has so many..

:toast: :beer: :hug: :nuke:

[Poll_Blind]

4. Well at least we got as far as transistor radios. Most species never get....

...as far as inventing rice pudding.

PB

[hobbit709]

5. I wanna see what he has to say on June 13th.

[notadmblnd]

6. it fries their brains

either that or those ten gallon thingies that they wear are keeping them from getting proper ventilation .

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. "Do whackjobs like the dry heat or something?"

No, they just have lots more sand in the desert to bury their heads in...

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Well if it does then at least I'll have lived long enough to see the

end of the GD/P forum.

[ThatsMyBarack]

9. Next Tuesday is June *10th*!

That's how I know this is a crock. ;)

[tanyev]

11. Stop using facts as a bludgeon!

It's not fair. :cry:

[RebelOne]

12. It says Thursday, June 12 in the story. Read it.

[L. Coyote]

10. "Why oh why are there so many gullible idiots..." posting crap like this on DU??

[sharp_stick]

13. Because it seems to piss you off ?

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

[L. Coyote]

19. My boss died forty years go today. Viva RFK!!

***** In Memoria. Robert F. Kennedy. Nov. 20, 1925 – June 6, 1968 *****
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3395730

[Echo In Light]

14. Shit, that means I'll miss M. Night Shyamalan's apocalyptic film, The Happening....

Due out Fri the 13th.

Oh, the irony...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fwccFTJIdo

[ColbertWatcher]

17. From what I 'm hearing, you won't miss a thing. n/t

[Echo In Light]

20. He's one of those directors people love to shred on...

Although, being a fantasy/horror/science fiction fan, I admit I'm always game to check out his latest. Signs, and Unbreakable are his high water marks, in my estimation. The others are hit and miss. This new one has trailers pushing the 'creepy' angle, so it makes sense for people to quickly dismiss it.

[ColbertWatcher]

21. His MO seems to always be the twist...

...everyone knows he's going to pull some trick and expect it.

He relies on the twist to his detriment.

[ColbertWatcher]

15. Pfft.

Everyone knows the world will not end until after The Great Bear Uprising of 2012.

[LiberalPersona]

16. I don't see

how his followers can continue to follow him after two previously failed predictions.

[spanone]

18. better wash my car

[Wiley50]

22. Because Methampetamine Occurs Naturally In Two Varieties Of Acacia Trees That Only Grow In W Texas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine#Natural_occurrence

Natural occurrence
Acacia berlandieri Tree
Acacia berlandieri Tree

Methamphetamine occurs naturally in Acacia berlandieri and possibly Acacia rigidula, trees which grow in west Texas. Acacia trees contain numerous other psychoactive compounds (ex.amphetamine, mescaline, nicotine, DMT, ...<24>), but scientific papers specifically mentioning the presence of methamphetamine did not exist until 1997 and 1998.<25>

[Snarkturian Clone]

23. Finally.... NT