Gibbering Twitch Monkey Speaks at Arlington Cemetery!

[johnfunk]

I'm watching the ceremonmies at Arlington Cemetery, and they've let this simian-like creature -- dressed in a human business suit -- up on the podium to gibber and screech! "Oooo oooo ooo aaa aaa aaa under attack ooo ooo terror terror fear fear honored dead aa aaa do not waver ooo ooo pay tribute aaa aaa POWs MIAs aaa solemn pledge ooo ooo secure thepeace."

May I puke now?

ON EDIT: It may be a simian, but I did put hominid quotation marks around what I was able to make out from his vocalizations.

[LiberalAndProud]

1. Muted.

If you have the stomach to listen, if he says anything of importance please advise. Thanks.

[johnfunk]

8. The monkey has been well trained, but utters nothing but the same old hackneyed shreiks

You missed nothing. And at least it was well enough trained as to not fling its feces.

[madokie]

2. ooo ooo uuuu uuuu iiiiiiiiii IIIIIIIII

this mother is one sick mo'fo

[spanone]

3. he's killed over 4 thousand of our soldiers and has the nerve to show up and talk about it

[globalvillage]

4. Did he even read the speech first?

"white-head stones" Pitiful.

[johnfunk]

6. Sounded to me like "Why Ted stones."

Hey, if you had a gibbering twitch monley as POTUS, you'd get stoned too.

[lonestarnot]

5. That same old freedom isn't free bullshit. What a fucker!

[johnfunk]

10. The monkey won't be free...

... once he's http://www.powells.com/biblio/7-9781593154813-2">tried and convicted of murder.

[AllentownJake]

7. Thank God

This is the last time that man who killed 4080 American Soldiers will be laying wreathes.

[muffin1]

9. God, I HATE that criminal!

Over four thousand of our soldiers dead. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens dead. Iraq in shambles, America in shambles. Torture, wiretapping citizens, suspension of habeas corpus, Katrina, worst economy in decades. That he even has the nerve to show up at Arlington and speak about freedom and sacrifice make me want to go :puke:

[johnfunk]

11. Never give a simian access to weapons...

[krispos42]

12. Has he flung his feces yet? n/t