Help Me Find The Right Words For This Picture ---- IT'S CAPTION TIME!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Remember when, Stepford Wife, Laura Bush, went to the United Arab Emirates to talk about BREAST CANCER in 2007 --- What should the caption say?????:shrug:

[sakabatou]

1. Woman on the left: "Heeey... aren't you the Joker from Batman?"

[Horse with no Name]

2. I'm reminded of that scene in "Ghost"

where the black evil minions surround the guy that killed his best friend before they dragged him down to Hell.

[The Gunslinger]

3. "You will bring us to the crystal skull Dr. Jones"

[nichomachus]

4. I'm ready for my closeup

[madeline_con]

5. "They follolwed me home. Can I keep 'em?"

[Berry Cool]

6. "See, ladies? In the West we discovered that all you really need to cure breast cancer

is a pink ribbon. And not only does it cure breast cancer, it looks great on a burqa too!"

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. I am Laura Bush, and I approve the message this sends to all women of the world.

Pickles is so damn privileged and insensitive, it never occurs to her to stand up and speak out for subjugated women in other nations.

[T Monk]

8. what the hell+

[chknltl]

9. I knew Maud'Dib...you madam are no Maud'Dib! eom

[grannylib]

10. "Geez, wish I could hide like that when George is around...he's

such an embarrassment..."

[CatWoman]

11. Love that Joker!!!

[SidDithers]

12. "God, I need a cigarette"...nt

Sid

[Snarkoleptic]

13. Xanax & Cuervo, Xanax & Cuervo,Xanax & Cuervo...are we done yet?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. What's wrong with you? Ya'll could be wearing these nice drapes and lace curtains

instead o' them black hoods.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

15. I'm wearing

33 ben wa balls.

[ColbertWatcher]

16. If I wore one of those...

...I could totally be mainlining xanax and nobody would know!

[Tab]

17. "I don't know, Aliya, this wax museum just isn't that interesting."

"Let's see if the Ronald Reagan one is any better..."

[DFW]

18. Sorry, it took time to get the translation from All Jazzy Era

"I have to pee SO badly, but they said that if I stop
smiling or get up, they would slice me up into shishkebabs!"