God, How Long Do I Have To Wait To See The Admins Punched In The Face?

[Me.]

Is there to be no joy in Mudville? Gather your pennies kiddies if we are ever to see them slapped around.

[tom_paine]

1. Looks like they are getting a haircut instead.

A fine idea and good for laughs.

[Me.]

4. A Virtual Haircut?

Or are they going to man up and really go for it?

[tom_paine]

8. I wouldn't bet on actual buzzcuts. I'll accept the virtual kind.

But that's only because I like the admins.

[Me.]

15. BTW

Was the razor thingy always there? Cause if it was, mine eyes are failing me.

[havocmom]

2. take a closer look. Seems they're about to get buzz cuts and shaves

[Jamastiene]

20. ...

:rofl:

[angstlessk]

3. look forward instead to bald heads!!! n/t

[NC_Nurse]

6. What? It's not a taser? I thought those were all the rage!

:sarcasm:

[Me.]

9. Skinner Yelling....

Don't tase me bro?

[angstlessk]

12. it does, sorta, kinda, almost look like a tazer...but it will shock their heads bald

rather than stop their hearts. WHICH I FAVOR, BTW!

[Jamastiene]

19. Yup.

:rofl:

[Triana]

5. Buzzzz - looks they're up for a crew-cut instead. n/t

[Lasher]

7. Oh look, I think they're gonna shave their heads.

Must really be getting desperate.

[jpak]

10. I bet the dude with the "pageboy" gets shaved

Big Time

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

11. This whole buzzing battery-operated theme is gross.

I'm going to get drunk and forget about it all. Later!

[angstlessk]

13. sweetie, er uh, honey, my life is predicated on buzzing battery-operated mechanisms..

get over it already!

[Writer]

14. Your life? Like, you can't live without buzzing battery-operated mechanisms?

[angstlessk]

17. Writer, you are one of the best DU'ers around..sorry I left off the sarcsm thingy..

a fricking joke!!! A life predicated upon battery operations is not a life now is it, sweetie, er uh, sugar?

[Writer]

21. ((I knew it was a joke!!!))

Sorry, I live in the world of sarcasm, so everything is a sarcastic statement. Do you really think I could live a day without sarcasm? Including what I'm typing at this moment? As if!

BTW: Battery-operated items don't call me sweetie or sugar, so I like them. Although Mr. Writer gets jealous sometimes. He calls me "hon" or "peanut." Which is appropriate except when I call HIM "peanut." Then it gets confusing, so I have to resort to the appropriate alternative "cashew."

[angstlessk]

22. gazuntight (sic) I prefer pistachios, my own self...hard shell..oohhh

green or red (santa cums to mind) yummm...buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Holly_Hobby]

16. Um, it's not real

It's fake. Just like movies. :)

[jeff30997]

18. What?

Movies are fake!?! Why did nobody told me that before? ET never existed!:cry:

[Me.]

23. Closer

Less than a hundred to go