Slowpoke TOON: Character Building Lead!

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[Quantess]

1. They could have added a cartoon panel

of a pregnant woman drinking and smoking.

[MisterP]

2. who writes those emails anyway? Dow chemical flacks? the CIA basement? n/t

[Indenturedebtor]

4. My neighbor

He tried to convince me a few weeks back that seat belts and motorcycle helmets are a scam :eyes:

Don't tell people like him otherwise... it's evolution at work.

[ForeignSpectator]

6. Oh boy, there is nothing abstract about the watermellon falling test

with and without helmet, is there? Evolution is exactly right, reminds me of www.darwinawards.com

Does he fasten his seatbelt when driving or does he really put his life where his mouth is?

[MisterP]

3. repeat delete n/t

[Hissyspit]

5. The email doesn't mention all the great inventors and risk-takers the generation DIDN'T give us

because their fucking heads got bashed in on a dashboard at the age of six because they didn't have a child-safety seat to protect them from their idiot parents.

Of course, one good thing about back then for kids. There were no moronic mass-forwarded emails to rot their brains.