How the Bush Admin changes a light bulb

[greenbriar]

How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for thenew light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standingon a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting indetail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[AnneD]

1. Good twist

on a familiar joke.

[FatDave]

2. Very funny

Spamming to my friends.

But what about the person who says it's not really as dark as the media makes it look?

[greenbriar]

3. feel free to add to it

couldn't think of it all