Bush: "We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bush Lamely Clowns Jess Simpson

When George W. Bush is using you in a bad political joke, it's time for a little career makeover.

That's Jessica Simpson's plight – the President thought he'd inject a little humor into the White House ceremony celebrating the New York Giants yesterday. "We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he told the Giants, who were visiting.

In case you missed the funny: Jess was blamed for zapping BF Tony Romo of his mojo when the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the playoffs.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/01/gary-d-on-the-way-down-before-bust/

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. HaHaHa.

:puke: And it's the Democratic National Convention you a$$hole!

[Captain Hilts]

2. Yes, DemocratIC Convention. nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. The first few times it might have been a legitimate mistake, due to his inherent stupidity...

...but he's done it so many times since that I'd feel comfortable calling it a "deliberate error." He knows it's "Democratic"...but it's like his habit of giving everyone nicknames to diminish them. He's calling it the "Democrat National Convention" on purpose.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. Well according to the little pissant, he doesn't make mistakes so yea, it's deliberate.

He thinks he's being cute and original too, I bet. :dunce:

[40ozDonkey]

17. It's actually a coordinated effort by Frank Luntz Repukes.

The Luntz School of Doublespeak Bullshit concludes that when Democratic politicians are called as they should be, that gives the public the impression that they fully represent Democracy, and Republicans think that's an unfair advantage. So to quash the advantage that they made up, they always make sure to keep the -ic off of Democrat.

They could start a PR campaign to have their politicians refer to defending "The Republic" instead of "Democracy". It's far lazier and cheaper to just change the name of Democrats, but cons sure do love lazy and cheap.

[July]

27. IIRC, he was called on that once.

I believe it was after the State of the Union speech, either this year or last year. He claimed that he doesn't speak too well and that he "didn't mean it as a put-down."

So, it's been called to his attention, and he's still doing it.

Dignitude personified.

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Excuse me President Shit for Brains.

It's "Democratic" National Convention you ignorant fuck!

[N4457S]

13. Fair Enough...

...but he beat us twice, in 2000 and 2004.

Then, he got his bankruptcy bill and his education bill and his ringers on the Supreme Court and his war.

Who's the smart one? Who gets the results?

Democrats have to start figuring out how to win in southern states. If they don't, the party is finished.

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. He stole both elections with 2000 being decided by the Supreme Court.

[N4457S]

29. OK...

...so you believe that.

That's not what CNN said. They commissioned their own study with a panel of academics, and Gore still lost.

[Marr]

34. You're incorrect.

I'd give you a link, but I can't be bothered. I expect you're practicing wilfull ignorance anyway.

[NoGOPZone]

41. Panel of academics, huh? Well that makes ALL the difference!

I can finally start feeling better about a obviously partisan Supreme Court letting political motivations cause them to issue their worst decision in a century in a half and thus preventing all votes from being counted, because a panel said it wouldn't make a difference! :rofl:

[Fumesucker]

18. Democrats have to start figuring out how to win in southern states.

That's easy, become Republicans.

[DU9598]

19. That or become racists

I would prefer to lose.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. I've read a lot of stupid here in the past, but this takes the cake...

You're saying ALL Southerners are racists? Nice broad brush you paint with...

[N4457S]

33. Yeah...

...that's true, too. I lived in Dallas for almost a decade and I never heard a racial epithet used there.

Not even once, and I lived in a pretty snooty area.

[N4457S]

36. Not Everyone...

...in the south is racist, and I didn't know any when I lived in Texas.

You say you prefer to lose. No, I'd say you would prefer to be a victim.

[N4457S]

31. You Know...

...if you look at the Clintons, they're trending that way. Both of them are.

That being said, one thousand people per day move to Florida. Five hundred people per day move to Arizona.

Do you want to win or not?

Would you rather be the hammer or the nail?

There's already talk of Hillary starting her campaign for 2012. She hasn't given up. She's not the type.

[Ghost in the Machine]

38. Did you suck too many fumes today, fumesucker?

It takes some work to change minds that have been conditioned practically from birth. You don't have to become a republican, but you DO have to beat them at their game.

One was to do this is to disassociate the gun grabbers from the Democratic Party. This is one thing I hear over and over here in the South... "the Democrats want to take our guns away"... To this day hunting is a way of life for many Southerners. It puts meat on their tables. They aren't going to vote for *anyone* who promises to take away their way of life...

[Ganja Ninja]

24. He's Chauncey the gardener.

The felonious five selected him for the presidency and without his family and the party/corporate apparatus behind him he'd be working as a day laborer sweeping floors. He's achieved nothing. It's all been handed to him and the only thing he's added is his own special brand of failure laced with hubris.

[Ilsa]

32. Smart? no. Devious and dishonest, sure with Rove's and others' help.

Bush has never won at anything without cheating or ripping other people off, even his businesses.

[N4457S]

35. That's True...

...but someone's gonna win and someone's gonna lose.

The Clintons understand that. I think Bill knows it better than anyone.

[bdamomma]

4. oh, aren't we tired of his ignorance and arrogance stupid man.

:puke:

[0007]

6. We'll take her as long as you don't fondle Linda Tripp, who will

be the keynote speaker.

I'm just like you y'all.

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. Dumbass.

I cannot fucking WAIT until he is out of the WH.

[Rob H.]

9. "Democrat National Convention"

Limbaugh and a lot of other right-wing radio screech monkeys use "Democrat" as a slur instead of "Democratic" all the time. Those knuckle-dragging morons and their equally idiotic listeners are among the only ones left at this point who still support Der Shrubbenführer, and he knows it.

Edit: shpelling.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

37. shpelling in german

ish so hard fer non german schpeakers...

I vish dat phony cowboy vould just schtuf it and go avay.

[TlalocW]

10. Considering there's a pretty good chance that porn star, Mary Carey, will show up at the GOPs...

TlalocW

[Ghost in the Machine]

11. Cool!

Jessica Simpson: Inspiring 'one gun salutes' all over the military....

[greenbriar]

12. DUPE and LATE...people need to check before they post sheesh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3229565&mesg_id=3229565

[moez]

14. Lighten up, Francis.....

It ain't the friggin' end of the world.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

25. "You just made the list, buddy"...

:rofl:

:toast:

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131/quotes

[moez]

39. One of my favorite scenes! n/t

[madinmaryland]

16. I think that Larry Craig is going to take a wide stance on that plan!

[Johonny]

20. please tell me

at least some members of the team had the good sense to not show for what is always a terrible time.

[Greybnk48]

21. Yale University must be so proud.

Listen to how that podunk * speaks.

[Ian David]

22. We'll send celebutard Britney Spears to the GOP Convention

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/cnna.spears/

[kestrel91316]

23. The appropriate response would get me a very long prison term,

so I am not going to respond.

[Marr]

28. He's such an embarrassment. Completely without manners or tact.

You would think this pampered prick could've *at least* learned some manners in the last 8 years. I know statesmanship is asking too much, but learning a few basic things like "don't mock your constituents" or even a basic word like "democratIC" should've been possible, even for a man born with a silver coke spoon in his nose.

[DadOf2LittleAngels]

30. Im not a giants or Cowboys fan

But I do follow football so I can tell you, this is actually a funny joke! dont give * credit im sure it was a paid speech writer..

[spanone]

40. jr*s a real class act