I found the worst song in the world. Seriously bad.

[jmowreader]

As in "makes you look forward to your next rickrolling."

Everyone here knows Neal Horsley, right? Extreme anti-abortion activist--extreme to the point of calling for violence to get rid of abortion. This is the fuckhead who ran the "Nuremburg Files," which was a website full of abortion providers' pictures and home addresses. His intent was to scare doctors out of the abortion business. I feel Horsley was one of the major reasons Dr. Bernard Slepian was murdered by Paul Hill; after Hill's execution, Horsley elevated him to martyrdom.

Well anyway...Horsley's running for governor of Georgia under "The Creator's Rights Party." His campaign slogan is "Elect Neal Horsley governor and he will outlaw abortion in Georgia OR DIE TRYING." (This website also claims that "when" he outlaws abortion, abortions will magically stop because women won't go back to the old coat hanger method. He may have something there...they really won't, not when women have cars to drive them to states that aren't governed by single-issue whackos, medical books that tell exactly how to perform abortions, abortifacient herbs and, of course, discreet doctors who know how to write the words "menstrual extraction" in a woman's records.)

Back to the issue of the worst song ever written: Neal Horsley's campaign theme song. He sings about his grandparents' hundred-acre farm (where Horsley fans recall he lost his virginity to granddaddy's mule--no shit) and how his dad won't take him back to Carroll County, Georgia, because the "blood of the babies desecrated this land." The song is way fictionalized--he LIVED on said farm, he was a generic hellraiser (in addition to screwing the mule) and he found Jesus in prison--when he was thirty.

Don't listen to this song. Your ears will bleed.

[Rosemary2205]

1. Yo - link to the song

I want my ears to bleed. :)

[TomInTib]

2. OK, I want to hear it.

I would like to think that the crap that I write is better than something, for Dog's sake.

[jeff30997]

3. "outlaw abortion in Georgia OR DIE TRYING"

You don't have a chance Horseshit.So why don't you start rotting right now?

[AlCzervik]

4. ok that sounds horrible and since there is no video here is an absolutely

terrible, horrible song that must have been done to cash in on Jingoism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbvVkDE9wU

[blue sky at night]

5. this has to be one of the nastiest posts......

I have ever read on DU and I support you 100% for doing it.

[Berry Cool]

6. He doesn't sing about losing his virginity to the mule, does he?

Besides which, I thought mules were always male...the female would be a "molly"...

I don't think I want to know any more. :scared:

But if this song is anything like it sounds, someone may have finally come up with something worse than Charlene's "I've Never Been to Me."

[kestrel91316]

8. No, mules can be male or female. Just always sterile either way.

[jmowreader]

7. How to find this abomination

Go to http://www.christiangallery.com and click on the video window at the top of the page.

[Gato Moteado]

9. thats a ripoff of john prine's "muhlenburg county"

i bet prine would be pissed if he found out about this.

here's prine doing the real song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TDda6bNRWNA

[jmowreader]

10. Full disclosure: Why I gave one of the most evil men in America a click

A couple days ago there was a thread right here on this fine all-American message board about abortion being murder. In it someone said that s/he didn't think anyone was suggesting prosecuting women who receive abortions for murder--just the doctors who perform them.

Welcome to Neal Horsley's perverted world. I believe that if Horsley had his way, once he managed to ex post facto execute all the abortion doctors (when he still was able to put the Nuremburg Files site up, back when there were still ISPs who would host the damn thing, the graphic at the top was a picture of a judge's bench with the words "Imagine Abortionists On Trial!" above it) like they did in The Handmaid's Tale, he would start on women who (1) were getting illegal abortions and then (2) who had received abortions when it was still legal.

The guy comes off as a total joke, but I'm still a little frightened by him; you KNOW there are nutbags out there who follow this moran and would murder women who'd had abortions if he told them to.

[lame54]

11. Worse than this?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-z2D9lo9-8