Sen. Vitter May Testify In 'D.C. Madam' Trial

[Hubert Flottz]

Louisiana lawmaker May Be Called To Give Testimony In Prostitution Ring Trial
WASHINGTON (AP) ― Louisiana Sen. David Vitter may be called to testify on behalf of a woman accused of running a high-end Washington prostitution service, attorneys said Monday at the opening of trial.

The Republican senator was among several possible witnesses identified Monday in the racketeering and money laundering case against Deborah Palfrey. Prosecutors said they planned to call about a dozen former escorts and several clients.

Vitter, a Republican senator in his first term, has acknowledged being involved with Palfrey's escort service. But after issuing brief statements apologizing for "a very serious sin," he has ducked follow-up questions. At trial, he would not have that luxury.

Prosecutor Catherine K. Connelly called the witness box "maybe the hottest seat in D.C. this year." Attorneys for both sides told jurors they would see former clients discussing embarrassing and sometimes graphic details about their personal lives.

"It gives me no great pleasure to walk these people through these situations," Palfrey's attorney, Preston Burton, told jurors during opening statements.

http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/vitter.prostitution.testimony.2.693616.html

Dave is "really sorry!" I couldn't agree more!

Dave knows his $#!+

[opihimoimoi]

1. Holy Crap, is he gonna wear them diapers as he just gatta be shittin in his pants?

The Poor thing....caught between a Shit and a Court....Wad ya gonna do? Oh My....LOL

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I thought Dave liked it when the Voo-Doo Doo-Doo depened!

You'd think Dave would want to step up in court and clear things up.

[opihimoimoi]

8. This is starting to look like a Shitty Thread......LOL....

If I wuz Dave...I would fly to McMurdo Sound and study them Penguins for 50 years.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Dave could draw a herd of green blow flies at the South Pole.

And any and every GOPer...is a walking, shit talking, POS, if you axe me!

"Wide stance" Shitty Pants...shitty is is shitty does!

THEY STINK!

[opihimoimoi]

17. Them dudes love the smell of shit....I guess its because of fucking assholes

They have reached the stage of no return...If its not odorous, its not fabulous...

Public Toilets?? These dudes get a woodie when they see one...they Think Stink and its UP....

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Dave Vitter = "GOPer Family Values"

I pity Dave's poor stupid wife. Stupid or she would have hit the road by now. Maybe Dave is bringing in enough cash to make her think twice about kicking his stinkin' ass to the curb. Greed trumps everything else including pride in Pubbieland I guess. Mizz. Vitter can't be too proud of "sinful" Dave Vitter the Shitter.(or Shitee) I'll bet Mizz. V ain't happy when she hears the Whiffin'poop Song! Prolly leaves a bad taste!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Senator Vitter Ordered to Testify at D.C. Madam Trial?

Justin Rood Reports:

A U.S. senator who admitted to using the "D.C. Madam" escort service is fighting a subpoena to testify at her trial –- down to the opening gavel this morning.

Defending herself against a sortie of felony charges stemming from running an alleged interstate prostitution business, Deborah Jeane Palfrey has subpoenaed Sen. David Vitter, R-La., to testify.

Vitter's telephone number appeared in the phone records of Palfrey's business for February 2001, which Palfrey had released to the media. At the time that was revealed, Vitter issued a statement confirming he had used the service. Through his lawyer, Vitter has said he will not testify.

At a last-minute hearing Friday, U.S. District Court Judge James Robertson appeared to reject an argument by a lawyer who has represented Vitter that his client's testimony would be "totally inappropriate," reported Legal Times. The judge declined to nullify the subpoena.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2008/04/senator-vitter.html

If Dave has nothing to hide, why would he not want to take the stand and set the record straight?

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Insult to Injury: Vitter Crashes Car After Hookergate Town Hall

Meeting.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/04/07/insult-to-injury-vitter-crashes-car-after-hookergate-town-hall-meeting/

There is no joy in Mudville!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Courtroom Fireworks Predicted as D.C. Madam Trial Opens

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The alleged D.C. madam -- she prefers "Washington Madam," thinking it more refined -- announced her own trial in a news release and has held raucous press conferences outside the federal courthouse and in Georgetown eateries.

Since her indictment last March, she's cycled through four lawyers, depending on how you count, and two judges. After haggling with a federal judge, she got her company's phone records released and implicated customers, including a U.S. senator, a former State Department deputy, the defense strategist who coined the phrase "shock and awe," and a prominent lobbyist. Even an Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld secretary was dismissed last year for moonlighting as one of Palfrey's employees.

If a hearing in federal court on Friday was any indication, the trial is bound to serve up heaps of make-you-blush moments. Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel Butler asked Judge James Robertson if in opening statements he could mention that a witness had contracted a sexually transmitted disease (presumably, in the course of employment for Palfrey). After giving his approval, Robertson deadpanned: "By the time we get past a day or two of this , STDs will be the least of our worries."

At that same hearing, Henry Asbill of Dewey & LeBoeuf moved to quash a subpoena issued to his client by Palfrey's lawyer, Preston Burton of Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe. Robertson denied the request.

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1207305792684

I think the $#!+ is about to hit the fans!

Is it Dave or "John"?1?1?1?1?1 Shouldn't Dave/John pay for his "Sins" like other people who get caught doing the big nasty with hookers for hire? Is DAVE "Above The Law?"

[HowHasItComeToThis]

5. AT LEAST HE WEARS DIAPERS WHEN HE SPREADS HIS REPUBLICAN IDEAS AROUND

HERE IS YOUR VERY OWN ICON, DAVE :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Hey Dave, do I smell another one of your repub ideas, or is that

a turd in your pocket?

Dave would love to do some time at Abu Ghraib I'll bet!

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Posts about Senator "Diaper Davie" David Vitter always need pictures...

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Dirty Dave!

Done Dirt Cheap...

He LOVES that Trickle Down DOOKIE!

[SpiralHawk]

10. "I did not have Beastiality with that hooker." - Sen. David Vitter (R)

"I had good old fashioned republicon diaper sex with her. But Jesus has already forgiven me, so go away and leave me alone. We republicons need not answer to the voters. Smirk."

- Sen. David Vitter (R)

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Don't get another brown Wad in your panties Dave!

The GOP side of Congress is the perfect place for a shit monger like that to hide out.

The GOP stinks so bad who could ever pinpoint the poop?

Too cheap to buy toilet paper so they just let nature erode those messy stains away over time.

I'll bet if you had that dirty jobs guy on TV to do a show about the GOPers in congress, the'd all have those heavy duty, smelly, brownish, Dave Vitter style, skid marks in their unter-drawers.

Not only is Dave a John, but now he tears up that sign outside that courthouse and drives off without reporting the damage to public property.

Shit and run, led to hit and run!

Dave/John is a sinner and a criminal!

[opihimoimoi]

18. CountDown had a clip of him backing into the pole....then driving away..LOL

HeeLarious

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Odor in the Court. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

15. LOL

There Go The Judge!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. I'd Bailiff it happened too.

:D

[SpiralHawk]

16. Giga LOL

Republicon homelanders gaggle together to give a Standing O in the Senate Cloak Room
to Vitter for his audacious defense of Diaper Sex with Hookers,
and other republicon family values:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. They're my Diaper Dandies Baybee!

:rofl: