McCain needs a teleprompter to say he is glad to be back

[tblue37]

at his old school. He is totally packaged:

[tekisui]

1. The best (so far) was when he was asked about abstinence only sex-ed

and he said, "I'm sure I have made a statement on that before" and that he'd have to look into it. Asked whether condoms helped prevent STD's, he couldn't answer until he got his talking points from his minders.

[DesertRat]

2. LOL! n/t

[Muttocracy]

3. Uh oh.

Did any of those young Republicans notice?

He really needs to go ahead and get the back-mounted wireless receiver installed like Bush did for the debates.

[Old and In the Way]

4. There's a great photoshop opportunity with this picture.

"My young friends...thanks for signing in to see me today. I want you fine young men to know that this was actually an enlistment form and I want to thank you, in advance, for your service in the planned 100-year war."

Or, "OK, friends, let have another round of "Bomb, Bomb, Iran"".