Normally, I don't care about the color of one's skin....

[Aviation Pro]

...but is this not the whitest white man you've ever seen?

[Skidmore]

1. If you ignore the yellow streak down his back,

yes.

[SpiralHawk]

6. Hey, he earned that Yellow Stripe the hard way

Cheney 'earned' five military deferments, making him the envy of all other republicon chickenhawks.

Rush Limbaugh, for example, only got one military deferment for his anal pimple. Sean Hannity only got one, because he was afraid he would scuff up his Gucci Loafers. And Bill O'Reilly only got one, on account of the felafel stuck up his keester.

So please use a tone of respect when you speak of Dickie 5 Deferments Cheney, the chickenhawk that republicons 'trust' so imtimately, as he backs up the untouchable Commander AWOL, the only deserter ever to wrest control of the US military.

[Bitwit1234]

16. Boy I'm glad someone else felt the same about that yellow stripe

But then his hands also drip red with the blood of our military.

[itsmesgd]

2. the top of his head is translucent

you can almost see the evil

[Aviation Pro]

3. He's almost camoflouged against AF2's cabin door....

...

[w8liftinglady]

4. most vampires are pale.

[Union Thug]

5. Is that a still from "Night of the Living Dead"? Romero was a prophet. n/t

[HereSince1628]

7. Apparently there's no tanning booth in the bunker.

[Benhurst]

8. Obviously the old ticker is not getting enough blood

to the Dick.

[Lex]

9. Very little blood circulating.

Time for a new infusion of baby blood.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Maybe he just took a dump.

[jimshoes]

11. It's just a cheap human costume

He's really green and scaly with red eyes.

[madokie]

12. the ghost rider of the sky

the man who knows no bounds, has no conscience nor morals who is a greedy SOB

[Marrah_G]

13. I'm that white :(

The only thing that keeps me from being transparent is my freckles.... You would think with a native american great grandmother at least a tiny bit would have rubbed off... but no. Sucks...never had a tan, can't be in the sun in the summer from more then 30 minutes w/sunscreen. Oh well, the beach is prettier at night anyway.

/sniffles

[Aviation Pro]

15. The problem with Cheney is....

...in spite of his translucent exterior, his interior is nightshade black, black hole black, so black that it has its own force of gravity and bends the laws of physics. No embalming fluid will be necessary when he passes on because the viscous insides of him will have the consistency and color of tar.

You, on the other hand, are probably pure white inside.

[Marrah_G]

19. Aww thanks

I still wish some of that NA dna rubbed off on me!

[mmonk]

14. Definitely too white.

I have shades of pink myself.

[marmar]

17. At least until he dons his black cape, black suit, black mask that makes him breathe funny....

and his red light saber.

[TechBear_Seattle]

18. I've seen skim milk with more color. n/t

[frogcycle]

20. i gotta run, but somebody find a pic of a

naked mole rat!

[mmonk]

21. First post

[Aviation Pro]

23. Here....

This...



Or this...

[Carni]

22. He's like a freaking egg with glasses and a scowl eom

[lpbk2713]

24. It aint easy being the President in Charge of Vice.

[Aviation Pro]

25. Love the other whitest white man animated gif in your sig....

...that always cracks me to the carpet.