Why is Lou Dobbs Orange?

[mzmolly]

Any theories? :shrug:

[skooooo]

1. carrots?

[mzmolly]

3. Ahhh,

Perhaps. But his teeth remain so white? :D

[MADem]

2. Cheapass bottle of "mantan?" Perhaps it was doctored by an angry immigrant?

:rofl:

[mzmolly]

6. Heh! He does have that QTlook.

:P

[MADem]

12. AGGGGAH!!!!! QT!!! You must be "of a certain age!"

Tans you INDOORS without the sun!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eicEZfJXh5g&feature=related

Guaranteed..by Coppertone!!

[mzmolly]

13. That was groovy!

Indeed, I've experienced the QT tan, - I'll never forget the orange hands.

Shhhh on the age thing. ;)

[MADem]

15. HA!! My sister did the same thing--we laughed ourselves silly!! NT

[question everything]

4. 'cause he cannot be red or blue, he is independent (nt)

[TahitiNut]

5. St. Patrick's Day? Protestant?

:shrug:

[mzmolly]

8. You may be on to something.

;)

[amitten]

7. Oompa Loompa heritage. n/t

[mzmolly]

11. Now THIS makes sense.

Lou must be short for Loompa? :P

[swag]

9. Because faux populism and a casual approach to the truth

foster in the bloodstream beta carotene, with some alpha-carotene, both of which are orange pigments.

[mzmolly]

10. I knew someone would have a scientific rationale!

:hi:

[alfredo]

14. hypervitaminosis A Too many carrots.

[Swamp Rat]

16. Jaundiced due to liver disease... build up of bilirubin.

He drinks a lot at night to mask his self-loathing for being so racist, or he's part Tweety Bird.

[MiniMe]

17. Too much sunless tanner

[MiniMe]

18. Too many cheeto's

[madokie]

19. hes turning into a brown skin

you know the people he hates so bad

[UTUSN]

20. Because he want's to color coordinate with his Mexican wife!1 n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

21. Bad molt?

[Richard Steele]

22. Because he's an asscarrot. nm

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Make-up

He's really RED but they can't let the truth come out!

[slor]

24. His blood is actually Agent Orange? n/t

[Joe Chi Minh]

25. He's been dipped in a pot of varnish.