2fer: COULTERgeist's credit card rejected (buys FOOD) & snarky Cindy ADAMS' take on Dems

[UTUSN]

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/02202008/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

Strictly Cash

ANN Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was declined in Palm Beach. According to our spy, the nutty arch-conservative was caught at 9:45 p.m. Saturday night in the 10 Items or Less line at the local Publix when her card was rejected. "She was embarrassed but didn't make a scene," our witness said. "She just paid with cash and ran out of there. But at least she's eating."



http://www.nypost.com/seven/02202008/gossip/cindy/oscar_nods_to_polished_ruby_98399.htm?page=0

AMERICA's A-1 delegates, the untouchables, those super duper poopers who supposedly decide this election, know Obama will never go quietly into the night and Hillary will never play second to him. Come a divided party, they're muttering Nancy Pelosi, who wants to be a major player, will push for a Clinton-Obama ticket. Meanwhile, playing hopscotch on the outer circle of these party elders - or, rather, infants - is Al-beg-me Gore being everyone's friend and loving the attention. Wallflower Bloomy, dressed up but never gone to the dance, has to be satisfied that for many months he at least wasn't referred to strictly as "the lame-duck mayor."

Democracy. A wonderful system. It permits you to vote for your favorite government servant - then sit on the jury that tries him.

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[mnmoderatedem]

1. Ann Coulter EATS?!?

will these wonders never cease....

[Ian David]

Only live puppies and baby skulls. n/t

[VP505]

6. Ya, she eats

kittens and puppies and the occasional pineapple pizza.

[Ian David]

2. In all fairness, she could have been using a debit card with a $500/day withdrawl limit. n/t

[LTR]

3. 10 items or less, huh?

Yeah, that will last her a few weeks at least.

[Fridays Child]

4. But at least she's eating?

...if you can call a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade and a box of Little Debbie's swiss cake rolls dinner.

[youthere]

9. you're forgetting that pint of pig's blood she uses for chasers.

[Rage for Order]

12. Mmmmm...Little Debbie's swiss cake rolls!!! n/t

[NoPasaran]

5. Buying food may have triggered a red flag on her account

The bank probably assumed her card had been stolen.

[Ganja Ninja]

7. Put down the crack pipe Ann and pay your bills. n/t

[zorahopkins]

8. You Insult Crack-Addicts and Deadbeats

You have just insulted crack-addicts and deadbeats everywhere.

;)

[Maestro]

10. She'll blame it on Clinton for sure.

But in reality she bought 50,000 copies of her own book which put her past her limit.

[UTUSN]

11. Kick just because DU good citizens ought to check for dupes,plus i WORK HARD for the OPs!1 n/t