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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 03:51 PM
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GREAT TOON: Baby Bush presidential library
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 03:52 PM
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1. Perfect.
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 10:55 AM
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2. "My Pet Goat, " the Constitution, and the Sears Roebuck catalog.
Don't need much space for just those things.
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guyanakoolaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 12:34 AM
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7. Probably not even that big
Do you think the Constitution really belongs in Bush's library?
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 10:09 AM
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8. In the outhouse, he uses it for the same thing as the Sears catalog
- personal hygiene.
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DemReadingDU Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 11:04 AM
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3. The Bush Library (received in an email)


The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution
to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show
up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been able to
find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy
(or just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8
scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's


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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 03:55 PM
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5. that's worth a thread of its own
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insanad Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 10:16 AM
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9. George W. Bush Prezudenchul Lie-Bury
Something I've been ruminating in my head is the series of lies and cover ups that have defined this Bush Administration. From the very start, even before he was elected his employment, military, and other factors in the supposed "making of" this cretin have been uncovered as a series of lies. If I were so inclined I suppose I could do a tree chart of the lies that led to other lies, and so on.

What I'd love to see is a parody of this done on the net that is designed in the form of the "Prezudenchul Lie-Bury", where as one enters they are assaulted with various little bats and gnats of his famous verbal blunders and on the floors and walls are piles of rubbish, with vermin and other stinking trash oozing out. As one clicks on these piles they are led to a tree chart style list or clips that track the lies from start to present and how they involve much more than just the initial lie. The Lie-Bury could have infectious rodents and vile vermin scurrying around behind and through things with the faces of Carl Rove, Dick Cheney, and other contributors menacing around. There could be a children's section with a Dick Cheney Puppet Show, where he's making several of the Bush Admin. puppets do his bidding. The Gee Duh-bya puppet could be a monkey clapping cymbals or something, or one of those inane paper puppets that just moves the lower jaw up and down.

There could be a Punch and Judy show with Fox TV commentators getting into fights all the time, screeching in falsetto voices and smacking each other with plastic axes. Condy Rice could be the tour guide working furiously to try to steer the visitors away from the more damning stuff but in the end, just looking like a stool pigeon. At the end of the maze could be a gift & snack shop where you could buy various lies to wear or eat, and some alkaseltzer to go with them or a wet-nap to clean oneself with after the experience. The entire structure could be made to look like a house of cards and when one selects a card, the whole thing comes crumbling down. I don't have the technical skills but would like to see someone put something together to do justice to George W. Bush. It may need whole new wings given that he has 16 more months to lie, cheat, steal, and murder his way to Hell.

It's easy to see George W. Bush as a world class moron with his frequent Gaffes and absolutely foolish perspectives, but after reading some of the expos-e's by Molly Ivins and others I'm inclined to believe that George W. Bush is the perfect stoolie for Dick Cheney, Carl Rove, the Republican Party and the Corporate Crooks that own them. They seemed to know that it would only take a terrorist attack and the loss of a "Mere 3,000" people to get the congress to approve their diabolical plan to invade Iraq, arrange the contracts and bids for War Profiteering that Haliburton and other companies have benefited from, control the oil distribution in Iraq, and the numerous environmental rape and tax cut bills that have put millions in their pockets. It's the American people who are dumb in allowing this man to come to power, to remain, and to not pay for the many offenses he and his administration have committed. Perhaps we all need to take a National I.Q. test to see what possible retardation or brain damage could lead us to let such a monster come to power. If we can understand the problem, perhaps we can work on a treatment.

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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 12:07 PM
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10. Yes, and a DUZY!
:)
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trusty elf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 11:12 AM
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4. That toon brought this to mind...
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-20-08 03:57 PM
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6. A fugging out house
Perfect. :rofl:
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