If you haven't been following the 'Sadly No!' blog's undercover reporting from CPAC ("Hi! I'm from the American Milk Solids Council ..."
conservative falls instantly asleep, and their cover is safe again), then you should be. It's both hilarious (a Hunter S. Thompson for 2008) and deeply worrying. The latest instalment features the Republican From Hell: a stockbroker who can't wait for the invasion of Iran, because look how well invading Iraq went - well, he made money, anyway. Grab a bottle of something, and/or a person, so you've something to cheer you up after you stare into the blackest soul you can imagine ...
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“Iraq is over. Iraq is somebody else’s problem now.”
The problem of the Iraqis, I would guess.
“Whatever. It doesn’t matter. Iran is the issue. Iran has the Islamic bomb.”
A bomb that follows a religious ideology is a terrifying concept indeed; but what about Pakistan?
“Pakistan is our ally. But even if they weren’t, Iran is the destination.”
Not according to my travel agent. But what makes you say that?
“Iran is where the money is.”
What money?
“Look, Iraq has been good to us. Everybody knows that. Construction, defense, telecoms, it’s a whole new market.”
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http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8721.htmlThere's plenty more episodes on the blog, and more to come - if David Horowitz doesn't rat him out ...
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