K. Olbermann: "Mitt Out of Luck"

[Ilsa]

:headbang: Great headline for the Mittens story!

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Mitt out of bucks." - Mitt's private Swiss banker

[TahitiNut]

5. And when Romney shoves someone, it'll be "Mitt Hits The Fan"

:rofl:

The pun possibilities are nearly endless.

[karlrschneider]

6. I didn't know whether to Mitt or go blonde!

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

14. Well, you're just up Mitt's creek, huh?

:silly: :D

[insanad]

11. Mormon God may be laughing again...

Despite fervent prayers by the devout Mormons, their "Called By God Almighty for the uplifting of the Kingdom of God on Earth" has somehow, in some bizarre martyr of fate scenario (again) fallen under the train of common sense and reason. That Mormon God is such a joker. He's always messing with their heads and getting them to believe in the silliest fairy tales and ridiculous visions. I can see him up there with his God buddies, "hey guys, watch this...." as he plays the little plastic manniquin figures into place. It's fun to gloat, especially to the devout McMormons who were absolutely sure that his rise was part of the ETERNAL PLAN OF SALVATION for the whole world, and to bring to pass the eternal church of Amerika.

Lots of McMormons are nice people but Mitt just wasn't a good representation of one of them. His oily used car salesman player, old school 50's sitcom politician persona was just too icky for the rest of us. It'll be nice to not hear his nasaly insincere voice rambling on and on "DOUBLE GUANTANAMO!!" and other idiotic things. Then Fox calls Mcain a Democrat. Wow, another three way race. That's got to be good.

[Ilsa]

15. The mormons were actually saying that his

presidency would be part of the eternal plan of salvation for the whole world? That's hysterical!

Now, I have a friend who is mormon, and she has adopted a disabled child, and her last born child is disabled. Apparently her church is very good at helping her with the kids, working with them, etc. My church doesn't even call to ask how we're getting along when I show up alone for a sermon.

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. Pat Buchanan is having a meltdown

Why is he on Keith's show? I can't stand to listen to him.

[malaise]

7. I have no idea why he's on Keith's program

I think his GEM$NBC contract says he must be on every program at least ten times a day :rofl: I'm sure he has a bedin their studio or a studio in his home. I guess his moronic sister has a lot of free time now.

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. I swear that is the first time I've seen him on his show

He is always on the Abrams and Tucker but not on his show.
I had to turn the sound down because of his voice.

[Poiuyt]

10. Did you catch it when Pat called Keith, "Chris?"

He thought he was talking to Tweety

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. I noticed, he seemed very uncomfortable being on his program

I just googled keith and pat and he has showed up when Allison is subbing for Keith
but not with Keith

[malaise]

16. You're right -he's never on KO

but he's omnipresent on GEM$NBC. Strange night- Turley was on Abrams and this moron on KO.

[TahitiNut]

3. I laughed when I saw that, too. The producers have fun with Keith.

"McCain Mutiny"

Love it.

[Oceansaway]

4. Scared Mittless.....n/t

[gamblingisforlosers]

9. This Mitt....

is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S, This Mitt....

[Warpy]

12. I just saw a message board

where one person congratulated one of his supporters for relieving the party of the Mittstorm.

[mikeytherat]

17. Guess he decided it was time to, "Mitt or get off the pot."

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat