Top Ten Things Overheard At Dick Cheney's Birthday Party

[russian33]

10. "Medic!"
9. "That's nice -- a card from Osama"
8. "He must be happy -- he's sneering from ear to ear"
7. "MMMMM! chocolate cake with Lipitor frosting"
6. "Clear!"
5. "Dick, you don't look a day over 93"
4. "Hey, his daughter is making out with Condoleeza"
3. "Instead of a pinata, we're gonna beat a Gitmo inmate"
2. "How about a rousing chorus of 'For He's a Miserable, Old Prick!"
1. "Duck!"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20080131.phtml

no youtube video yet, that i can find
and i think in number 2, Dave said 'fuck', not 'prick',they bleeped him out

good laugh :)

[Warpy]

1. I love Dave

He's still funny without a team of writers.

[MrCoffee]

2. I thought the Late Show writers were back at work?

Didn't they strike a deal with Worldwide Pants to go back to work?

[Warpy]

4. Yeah, right, but he was still pretty funny without them.

[shain from kane]

3. Why were there 93 candles on the cake? The rest of him is like 90 years old, but his heart is only

3 years old.