Judi's Rudy Tootie, Whipped & Kicked in the Booty

[SoCalDem]

poor Schlub.. what's a guy gonna do now?

From 911 TITAN, he became the Shrinking Man
(at least they spelled the name right)


Here he is , as a stagehand tries to un-stick his casters...




the posters and endorsements were all ready..



Where oh where, did he go wrong?

One Florida voter said "He's just weird", when asked what he thought about Rudy.


FoxNews is heartbroken


He tried so hard..


Maybe Alex Trebek will invite him.. He'd be a shoo-in


He used to have such FLAIR..panache..Joie d' Vivre


He hob-nobbed with the movers & shakers


He had great friends (and not all of them are under indictment..just a few)..


He won awards


He's a Patriot


He could do Radio...It could happen:)


He could play a fireman in the movies..


or a villain


or a crooner


or star in Guys & Dolls


or Guest-host for Jay Leno


He could become a philatelist..starting with his prized stamp


A famous artist painted a picture of a saint that looks just like him..


THIS famous artist could immortalize him..just like Gonzo.. on a tortilla


No doubt , he'll go back on the Gravy Train Tour


If people no longer like him, there are many businesses he could run..


If The Big Apple gets to be too much , here's a beauty of a house that was tailor made for him
1111 e 91st street ....Bradenton, Florida(it's over $750K)


or a more modest one in West Allis, Wisconsin
911 S 119 St....

$184,900
3 br 1 ½ ba 1,156 sqft

year Built: 1962
Price/sqft: $160
ZIP Code: 53214

WARNING:
This house may not be big enough for his Home Entertainment Center

[PDittie]

1. Priceless.

K & R

[coyotespaw]

2. I believe I speak for all QC Iowans when I ask...

That you not besmirch our beloved taco institution by associating it it with the great white dope.

[SoCalDem]

3. Oops.. he'd probably call them Tay-coes anyway..

:rofl:

[lapfog_1]

4. The last photo caused me to blow soda out of my nose.

you owe me a keyboard!

It's both sick and twisted. And waaaay to spot on for Saint Rudi of the 9/11.

Hopefully he will slink off somewhere (Dubai) and smooze the Repuke rubber chicken circuit.

Or become a public relations person for Blackwater.

[SoCalDem]

13. He's just gonna keep making speeches..although his tiara's a bit tarnished now..

I'm amazed that he actually thought he could win :)

[Swamp Rat]

5. Here ya go:

Hot off the press! :D

[Berry Cool]

6. Am I going to hell for laughing at the "Rudy for 9/11" banner and the Home Entertainment Center?

Honestly, God, I'm not laughing at 9/11...I would never laugh at 9/11.

I'm laughing at Rudy.

Surely you must approve.

[PDittie]

7. Kicking for that fifth

and I stole some of your images (let me know if that is a problem).

[SoCalDem]

9. You may always use anything I post..

I find them online and just collect them myself :evilgrin:..the only one I "made" was the 911iani poster :)

[Virginia Dare]

8. Brings tears to the eyes..

tears of joy that is..see ya R911dy, and take that worthless skank judy weird-eyes with ya. I hope the next time we see your ass it'll be in a frogmarch.

[SoCalDem]

10. I don't see that marriage lasting much longer..Judi wanted to live in the White House

Now where will she wear that tiara?? To the grocery store?
To court?

[lonestarnot]

11. Excuse me while I pee my pants.

[otohara]

12. Awesome Collection

of the worst of the worst pics of Count Rudy.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. I nominate this for best thread title EVER!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

16. Thanks..

:hi:

[FredScuttle]

15. Brilliant

K&R

[SoCalDem]

17. One last kick