What Can Bush Say?-"Folks, Its Been A Real Blast Raping & Pillaging This Great Country-HehHehHeh..."

[kpete]

Please, sir...may I have another?

What in the world can Bush possibly say in his State of the Union address tonight? I mean, what can he possibly say?

"Folks, it's been a real blast raping and pillaging this great country and taking away your civil liberties for eight years. Sure was fun landin' on the aircraft carrier. Sucks about Katrina. Oh, and those 935 lies my administration told before we invaded Iraq? Weren't lies at all...I's jus' jokin'. I'm a joker, see? Bringin' a little levitization to the folks. And Terri Schiavo: I'd do it all over agin' for ya, darlin'. Now git out there and spend those rebate checks when they arrive in June or August or whenever. Make sure you send a thank-you card to China, since their lenderization is makin' possible your spenderosity. HehHehHeh..."

more:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/28/85436/7491/249/444190

[gratuitous]

1. After 2001

When he said 2001 had been a "fabulous" year for himself and his lump on the mattress, those with ears to hear knew what a sociopath was squatting in the Oval Office. I see a sequence where he and Cheney pull off head masks, Mission Impossible style, to reveal blood-sucking aliens who then go on a rampage through the House chamber. With approving voice-over commentary being provided by Pat Buchanan and Bill Kristol.