I think they need porn music to go along with the stimulus package

[MiniMe]

I can hear it now. Cue the porn music background, start sultry woman talking. Need a stimulus? Get our stimulus package. Your package will arrive in a plain brown wrapper, nobody else will know what is inside. Mmmmmmmmm, watch your country get screwed. You stimulus package will be available at the beginning of the summer. Can't wait? You can charge it on your credit card right now. Call 1-800-screwus.

[FormerDittoHead]

1. Why not? Since we're being screwed already... n/t

[Bright Eyes]

2. That will catch America's attention.

SEX SEX SEX is about all that will keep our attention these days. That and celebrity deaths.

[TalkingDog]

3. OMG Thank You. I kept biting my tongue every time somebody

brought it up...

And crap, that whole sentence sounds exceedingly suggestive now.

Ewww... I've got the pRonWorm! Everything is a suggestive double entendre...MAKE IT STOP!



My Favorite Master Artist: Karen Parker GhostWoman Studios

[MiniMe]

4. bump for the evening crowd