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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:01 PM
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***DUzy Awards for week ending February 23, 2007***


Welcome to this week's DUzy Awards, honoring righteous rejoinders, rare risibility and rapier ripostes from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!


Feel free to add your own choices. The taste-great-less-filling DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal.

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.


On a thread by IanDB1:

       Bush Has Moles, Believed Benign, Removed From His Forehead

response #2 by CrazyOrangeCat:

      I'm sure the moles are quite relieved. n/t

response #4 by Hand:

      "Free at last, free at last..." nt

response #5 by karlrschneider:

      If we could only get that nasty growth removed from his neck...
:eyes:

response #6 by NRaleighLiberal:

      Now his IQ will drop at least 50 points!....nt

response #7 by smirkymonkey:

      ...all the way down to zero.
Ouch. :evilgrin:

response #10 by hlthe2b:

      ahh, poor little guys...
That empty head of his...was the perfect place to burrow. Ruthlessly evicted...

response #22 by northofdenali:

      This week's DUzy awards (or next week's)
needs to include every Mole thread posted today. They're some of the funniest threads I've read in a long long time. :rofl: :rofl:

BTW, their names were Stevie and Peter, and plan to move to Massachusetts to be married in an underground ceremony.

response #24 by SoCalDem:

      The 3rd Mole, Eric, saw his shadow and crawled back inside George's skull
He's busily at work in there, waiting for spring.

response #25 by jazzjunkysue:

      The alien symbiont attempts to escape feet first, only to be amputated
at the ankles. Wonder what he'll try next.

"Scotty! One to beam up!"

response #26 by EstimatedProphet:

      NOTHING that comes from Bush could ever be considered benign!

response #27 by graywarrior:

      Moles or molds?

And an honorable mention to all the other responses in the thread.

Special thanks to northofdenali for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x230695


OP by SoCalDem:

      First Lady's transplant, an apparent success
First Lady, laura bush apparently underwent a successful button transplant.

No doubt we are all relieved that it went well

response #4 by Steve_DeShazer:

      All she needs is the hat, and voila! Aeroflot stewardess!

response #7 by TallahasseeGrannie:

      hey, don't make fun of that suit
I wore the exact same one in 1973. Different buttons, though. Bullet proof polyester.

(meowwwwww)

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x233343


OP by salinen:

      Anna Nicole Bush
Similarities?

Chasing billionaires. History of drug abuse. Making comedians jobs easier. Big boobs. On TV way too much. Wild parties at mansions? No talent?

And now let's talk about Anna Nicole.

response #4 by aint_no_life_nowhere:

      Anna Nicole only screwed half the people in America
No comparison to Bush, there.

But your post is hilarious. LOL!

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x237105


OP by NYCALIZ:

      Bush announced new dollar coin to celebrate himself
the two-faced coin will honor the President with his two faces - the smirking face and the clueless face.

It will feature his new abbreviated constitution, I'm the decider and you can't stop me.

response #1 by rocknation:

      Render unto Bush that which is Bush's
and renderize unto America that which is...uh...well, at least we won't get fooled again!

response #2 by Double T:

      Probably will be made out of 'fools gold'.

response #3 by librechik:

      Is it a 2$ coin?
That would be as phony as he is

response #4 by Bucky:

      Yes, but only redeemable in Chinese yuans with a 15% interest rate.
The good news is that you can buy anything with it and you don't have to pay off that 15% interest rate for two generations!

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x234387


On a thread by proud2Blib:

      Just when I thought I had heard it all this freeper blows a 10 on the dumb scale

response #12 by Marr:

      You know how the History Channel does those Civil War documentaries
where they have actors read letters from the era to flesh out the period? I wonder- if they did one on the rise of Hitler, would the Brownshirts' correspondence have the flavor of a Freeper post? I expect they would.

Deer Helga,

OMG I m at der rallee 2day an itz AMASING I M SERIEZ.

Love always,
Hans

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x232481


On a thread by chaska:

      Damn good one to pass on: 'Mystery: How Wealth Creates Poverty in the World'.

response #22 by Duppers:

      don't know
Is the real secret that the planet is already incapable of supporting its present population -- and the whole farce of wealth-on-paper a kind of false front to keep people from noticing that fact?

Your thought has crossed my mind too. BUT Al doesn't think so, NOT YET anyway!

Simply put, money is power and that power is not being used to care for the planet. There's the crime.

As my son once said,
"Trickle down-economics makes as much sense as feeding the rich better food, so that the poor will have better shit to eat!"

:crazy:

Special thanks to djmaddox1 for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x236272


OP by Hardrada:

      The new dollar coin presidential series means that Richard Nixon
and LBJ and Gerald Ford will finally be honored on coins. The new Nixon dollar coin! Should be real popular. The James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding coins ought to be real winners too!!

response #4 by MisterP:

      Ford, Reagan, & Nixon only worth 80 cents each

response #9 by LeftyMom:

      It's a plot to get creepy old Republicans in America's pants.
:scared:

response #24 by yibbehobba:

      I hear the William Howard Taft dollar coin...
...is five inches in diameter.

:evilgrin:

Special thanks to djmaddox1 for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x232738


On a thread by uppityperson:

      Explosion in Russian McDonald's ("hooliganism" not "terrorism") interesting times we live in

response #2 by Sabriel:

      Lots of "hooligans" at work in Iraq today, too
What's next for euphemisms..."Iraqi whippersnappers killed 51 people today in suicide attacks"?

response #4 by Kelvin Mace:

      Well
so long as I am blown up by a "hooliganistic" bomb instead of a terrorist bomb, I can bleed to death with an untroubled mind.

LBN, February 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2736525


On a thread by ck4829:

      Rice fails to deliver at Mideast negotiations

response #19 by Rex:

      Rice A Failure - the American Treat!
How bout some more of that delicious failure pie! Mmmmm!

GD, February 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x241552


On a thread by hang a left:

      My Husband is a Freeper.

response #9 by Fridays Child:

      For starters, you can always...
...reprogram the TV remote control to skip Fox News. If your husband is like mine, he won't get up and change the channel manually. ;)

GD, February 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x240564


On a thread by walldude:

      Impeachment... What's the point?

in response to response #1 by Gman:

      I don't want impeachment at this point
I want federal indictments on all of them then turn 'em all over to the International Criminal Court...

response #14 by theboss:

      And I want Scarlett Johanson to give me a back-rub
While we are on the subject of pipe dreams.

Special thanks to babylonsister for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 19, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x247101


On a thread by The Straight Story:

      Man Reports Stolen Marijuana, Police Say

response #4 by Vexatious Ape:

      Someone needs to help this guy to get his act together--
the Republican Party needs people of his intelligence and forethought.

Special thanks to unhappycamper for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 19, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x245252


OP by incapsulated:

      Hillary!
Hillary Clinton.

She is that woman who says things and does stuff!

:popcorn:

response #1 by incapsulated:

      Oh, no she doesn't!
:eyes:

response #2 by incapsulated:

      Oh, yes she does!!
:mad:

GDP, February 19, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3121057


OP by Oeditpus Rex:

      Why do we say 'American soil'?
Doesn't anyone ever launch an attack or set foot on American concrete, tarmac, sand, etc.? :shrug:

response #1 by Left Is Write:

      Because "American dirt" was already taken by the tabloids.
:P

response #2 by MonkeyFunk:

      because
various popes have kissed and therefore blessed all our tarmac.

response #5 by Blue-Jay:

      Because we grow better cherry tomatoes than any other country!
Suck that, Bolivia!

response #7 by jpgray:

      Because we've soiled so many things.

response #8 by ZombieNixon:

      Because "American earthworm shit" just isn't epic enough.
:P

The Lounge, February 19, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6211948


OP by Bluebear:

      Brittun cuting and runing??? Boycott Fish and chip's!!!111 and Tea!!!11
And...and....

Ah, conservatives.

response #1 by redwitch:

      no more buttered scones for me!
:-)

response #5 by FLDem5:

      FLDem5
FREEDOM MUFFINS for everyone!

response #15 by Oregonian:

      And stop speaking English!
Wait, I mean xxyx qtypsgbw Evrqpxy!

response #19 by aint_no_life_nowhere:

      Freedom Sheepdogs - Freedom Sparrows - The Freedom Patient
The Freedom Channel - Freedom as the official language - the Queen's Freedom.

response #37 by tabasco:

      How DARE they leave the Grand Coalition!!!!!111!!!
What is it now, us and one battalion from Fiji?

response #40 by Blue State Native:

      You forgot Poland...
Oh wait.... :evilgrin:

response #43 by KrazyKat:

      My Fawlty Towers DVDs: Gone! My Laurence Olivier autograph: Gone!
I'm done with those Limeys! We hadta bail 'em outta WWI and WWII, and this is GRATITUDE?????? Well, they'll just have to get through life without the help of the USA from this moment forward!

Harrumph!

And Winston Churchill was a pansy! :crazy:

response #45 by soup:

      Strawberry Fields ForNever
Sgt. Pepper's UnAmerican Hearts Club Band

and that's just the tip of the iceberg - full speed ahead...

GD, February 20, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x254708


On a thread by Judi Lynn:

      Cheney Heads to Australia to Discuss Iraq

response #6 by Skittles:

      do the stingrays know?
:o

LBN, February 20, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2737896


On a thread by antifaschits:

      Iran is PROVOKING US? Gimme an effin break.

response #1 by IsItJustMe:

      Tomorrow we will be told to hate Bolivia. I can see it now. Put some press releases on FAUX, have
old Charlie Daniels create some off the wall song, get some endorsements from NASCAR drivers, and off to the war we go baby.

Aint that America?

response #4 by antifaschits:

      and what about Belgium? Huh? HUH?
talk about something worse than France.

GD, February 20, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x255230


On a thread by mongo:

      Hungary may legalize porn involving 14- to 17-year-olds for home use

response #1 by krispos42:

      I predict a lot of GOP fact-finding missions to Budapest
Especially by mega-church pastors

response #11 by lpbk2713:

      This just in .....
Headline .... Neil Bush appointed ambassador to Hungary, film at eleven.

:sarcasm:

response #34 by Czolgosz:

      ...but will Hungary allow explicit photos of lameduck-on-terrorist action?

GD, February 20, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x252387


On a thread by oberliner:

      Hitler-Themed Sugar Draws Ire of Jewish Rights Group

response #3 by Canuckistanian:

      DAMN! There goes my "Stalin Coffee Creamer" idea
Back to the drawing board.

response #6 by johnfunk:

      I suggest you get into the Dick Cheney Artificial Sweetener business
It's the fascist... er, fastest way to sweeten that morning cup of Victory Coffee and Freedom Toast in the Bush Regime!

response #5 by otherlander:

      wait... what?
i think somebody drugged my yogurt, because to me, it looks like i'm seeing a thread on here about nazi sugar packets. WHO PUT LSD IN MY BREYER'S?!?!?

LBN, February 20, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2739108


OP by graywarrior:

      I just reported spam on a White House email I received
*snort*

GD, February 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x261588


On a thread by demobabe:

      Buzzflash: Cheney: "We Want to Complete the Mission." Wait, Wasn't it already Accomplished?

response #1 by krispos42:

      Nope, the national debt is still only 13 digits long.
and 13's an unlucky number. 14 is lucky... 2x7

See?

response #2 by 4MoronicYears:

      The dick stated..... "The American people will not accept retreat
as an option" or some such blather. Surely the dick should put a sock in it... cuz he makes me want to take my palm and

Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....Apply it directly to my forehead.....

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x265131


On a thread by Swede:

      KFC asks for papal approval of new fish sandwich

response #2 by GoneOffShore:

      Vatican Seal of Approval?
None authentic without the smiling face of Benedict on the wrapper!

Of course, this sort of thing has been done before, with communion wine and wafers. Get the Vatican Seal of Approval!

I wonder why Durex doesn't ask the Pope for that for their condoms?

:rofl:

response #7 by anotherdrew:

      I know somebody who knows somebody who found a RATzinger in their KFC n/t

response #9 by IanDB1:

      Pope Ratso Fish Snackers... They're Pope-a-licious! n/t

response #10 by TlalocW:

      Think I could get the Pope to lend his seal of approval to...
My new snack cracker aimed at Catholics called, "Jeez-Its?" Ingredients include enriched flour, sodium, and the body of the lord.

If not the Pope's, I'll settle for Bill Donohue's endorsement.

LBN, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2741048


On a thread by babylonsister:

      Radical Right Attacks McCain Over Global Warming: ‘Loony,’ ‘Environmental Extremist,’ ‘Popping Off’

response #3 by rurallib:

      So much fun to watch these idiots try to please the wing-nuts
I'd suggest Johnny Mac kiss Falwell's naked ass in the noonday sun on the front steps of the (whatever) Road Baptist Church on earth day as penance.

Special thanks to babylonsister for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3128677


On a thread by mycritters2:

      Could someone fill me in? Has Lieberman done some new despicable thing today

response #2 by tridim:

      He threatened to switch from Republican to Republican
No big deal for a professional asshole like Joementum.

Special thanks to NanceGreggs for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x270865


On a thread by helderheid:

      Two clowns shot dead at circus

response #11 by Buzz Clik:

      Tough crowd.

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x266313


On a thread by radfringe:

      NAME THAT BUILDING 18 -- contest
according to the DOD press conference transcript Building 18 needs a name...

response #6 by TomClash:

      Here's a few!
Mission Accomplished.

The Cheney Cottage Inn.

The Roach Motel.

The Crawford.

The Decider.

The Disclosed Location.

Vet Hell.

response #13 by regularguy:

      Hot L Bethesda

Plenty of other great responses in the thread.

Special thanks to babylonsister for the heads-up on this one.:patriot:

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x265476


OP Title by HypnoToad:

      Sugar free cough drops don't deserve to be sucked.

The Lounge, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6226040


OP by Rabrrrrrr:

      GOD BLESS GEORGE BUSH, THE GREATEST AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN ALL OF HISTORY

response #4 by matcom:

      who is George Bush
does he come on before or after Rachael Ray?

response #6 by Midlodemocrat:

      Gawd. Try to keep up. He's Anna Nicole's baby's father.

The Lounge, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6224196


OP by marmar:

      On a lighter note, what would be good theme songs for the Presidential candidates?
Here's my list:

Hillary Clinton - "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves" by Aretha Franklin and Annie Lennox
Barack Obama - "Fear of a Black Planet" by Public Enemy
John Edwards - "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver
Dennis Kucinich - "Raising Hell" by Run DMC
Chris Dodd - "Ghost of a Chance" by many artists
Joe Biden - "Words Get in the Way" by Gloria Estefan
Mike Gravel - "Nobody Knows Me" by Madonna
Tom Vilsack - "Mr. Brightside" by the Killers
Bill Richardson - "Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds


Rudy Guiliani - "This Ain't a Scene, It's a Dead Horse Race" by Fall Out Boy
John McCain - "I'm Not the Man I Used to Be" by the Fine Young Cannibals
Mitt Romney - "A Brand New Me" by Aretha Franklin
Sam Brownback - "Onward Christian Soldiers"
Tom Tancredo - "White Riot" by the Clash
Newt Gingrich - "Liar" by Henry Rollins

GD, February 22, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x264603


On a thread by modrepub:

      1st Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years

response #1 by Atman:

      You've obviously never been to Times Square.
:)

LBN, February 23, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2742841
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:06 PM
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1. Great work as always (and appreciated!)
Kicking it cleanly and with great articulation.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:09 PM
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2. kick
:kick:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:11 PM
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3. I was hoping for the cool circumcision thread instead, but this is great!
:woohoo:

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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:12 PM
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4.  "It's a plot to get creepy old Republicans in America's pants."
:rofl:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:12 PM
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5. K&R
I almost passed out laughing. Thanks, JeffR!
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:20 PM
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6. Am still laughing so hard it's difficult to type!
Thanks for this, it is a wonderful treat to have on a Friday! Thanks for all your work in putting this together, it is much appreciated.

Oh, and.....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DUers are THE best!
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jannyk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:23 PM
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7. This has fast become one of the highlights
of my week. K&R


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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:25 PM
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8. Kickety-kick!
:kick: :kick: :kick:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:28 PM
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9. Lol! Thanks ,I really needed a good laugh!
Those two really cracked me up:

Two clowns shot dead at circus

response #11 by Buzz Clik:

Tough crowd.

------

1st Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years

response #1 by Atman:

You've obviously never been to Times Square.


:rofl:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:30 PM
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10. Delighted to lend the fifth rec! Great stuff, Jeff! Thanks for the giggles! nt
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:35 PM
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11. Bwahaha!
And stop speaking English!
Wait, I mean xxyx qtypsgbw Evrqpxy!
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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:38 PM
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12. There's a post many thought belongs here - in the Lieberman switch thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=268050&mesg_id=268057

Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-22-07 04:09 PM
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2. To what, the Democratic Party? Updated at 10:18 PM

too late.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 07:08 PM
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17. Missed that one.
Very funny.:7

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:47 PM
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13. Bwaha ahahah hahaha hahaha ha !!! All my unresponded to threads VINDICATED!!!!
:applause: :woohoo: :rofl:
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:51 PM
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14. I'm beginning to think we need a DUzy's forum?
This stuff is too good not to treasure in it's own little place?

Thanks again JeffR. :hi:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:52 PM
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15. Pope-a-licious!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:55 PM
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16. These are hysterical!
Just the thing to enjoy while eating a Freedom Muffin!
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 07:33 PM
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18. I had to copy and paste a couple of them to my Repuke relatives.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 07:46 PM
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19. Gawd, I needed this!!!
K&R&Bookmarking - the spouse MUST SEE these each week or he gets pissy. :rofl::hug::rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 07:49 PM
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20. DUzyTime never disappoints!!
Great JeffR, just great

Buzz Clik: Tough crowd. *chortle*

:applause: :rofl: :spray: :yourock:

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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 09:54 PM
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21. Thanks, JeffR. Terrific stuff and just the thing for week's end.
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 10:06 PM
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22. "do the stingrays know?"
:rofl: :spray:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 10:23 PM
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23. So cool! So we get great DUzies on Friday, Top 10 Conserv idiots on Monday,
We need something for Wednesdays...like maybe "things that really piss us off this week"??
:evilgrin: :D
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-25-07 04:58 PM
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42. Exactly. Bookends for any great week.
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 11:18 PM
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24. Lots of good ones there.
Thanks for the post.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 12:29 AM
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25. Hooray! incapsulated is back at DU and up to her old tricks!
Marry me you crazy Beezy!!

(But first I sincerely hereby promise to take that "Gay-Away" magical mystery cure in time for our honeymoon. I hear it REALLY works. Religious people wouldn't lie to a sweet, young, innocent and newly married couple, would they?)

Congrats on your big award, incapsulated! I think you're the first to win in the "posting to myself" category. :shrug:

Thanks, JeffR, and may all things holy bless Joni!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:01 AM
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28. There were some good exchanges later in that thread
but the OP and first two responses just screamed, "DUzy!"

And I wish you both all the best if your proposal is accepted. But I understand the "Gay-Away" only works for televangelists who undergo a rigorous 3-week deprogramming followed by a commitment from their former parish to send them tons o' money.
:)

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:09 AM
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30. I can do all that!
Edited on Sat Feb-24-07 01:13 AM by Kurovski
American boys can do anything! :patriot:

Edit: So she is then indeed the very first in that category! (The shrug was my way of asking, and in no way a criticism.)
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:11 AM
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31. Is this a great country or what?
:toast:

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:15 AM
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32. Well, sort of.
But you know what I mean. :toast: (check the edit on the above post, which I posted before you saw it. Or something.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:24 AM
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33. I didn't take it as critical all. Though I do have this myopia thing...
Self-referential reponses are totally Po-Mo.

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:36 AM
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34. What did you just call me?!
I have just alerted on you, Sir! I shall be ever-vigilant to such slurs as you casually serve up here. All decent progressives are ever thus!

Goodnight!:hi::D
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:43 AM
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35. Damn!
That was Po-Mo. With a P! Sheesh!

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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 12:18 PM
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37. Are You Two Timing Me? What Cheek, Unmitigated Gall, & Bamboozelement!
I was on a mission to take your gay away Kurovski! :evilgrin:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:28 PM
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38. There's no such thing as two-timing in my world.
But that's not gonna work in this case, is it?:D

Busted! (Please don't tell Viva_La_Revolution or Howard Dean about this thread!)

Have a safe trip, Binka. Let us know when you get settled in. :hug:
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 12:30 AM
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26. Wee hours kick
:kick:

And thanks to everyone for your support of the DUzies, and the brilliant DUers they honor.

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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 12:58 AM
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27. K&R
It's DUzy Day! Thanks JeffR.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 01:06 AM
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29. Kick for the Saturday a.m. crowd ...
:kick:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 10:34 AM
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36. kick
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 03:57 PM
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39. Afternoon kick!
:kick:

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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-24-07 06:14 PM
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40. Last kick before leaving Greatest
:kick:

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-25-07 03:24 PM
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41. Sunday kick. (nt)
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-25-07 05:32 PM
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43. I'm honored to be noticed
Thanks for the good work.
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