Ok I just got a push poll for Pastor Hillbilly

[never_get_over_it]

and I'm trying to stop laughing long enough to post this

I'm in Florida and recently - like in the nick of time - changed my registration from undeclared to Dem. When I moved here - I swear to God - I was afraid to register as a Dem for fear my vote wouldn't be counted. Anyway just got a call - they made it quite clear it was not sponsored by Pastor Hillbilly but it was quite clear it was for him.

Anyway guns, damn homosexuals, abortion and nasty illegals seem to be the hot topics. Oh and made sure to let me know both Nit Wit and John McCain are filthy rich and poor Pastor Hillbilly was raised POOR.

Most interesting thing about it not a mention of Mayor 9/11

[MADem]

1. Pity you couldn't have affected your BEST 'Goober Pyle' voice and

kept the guy on the line with "Well gee, ah'm TORN between Huckie and Rudy...tell me A-GIN wha' Huckie's better?"

[never_get_over_it]

5. Automated or I would have

now that would have been WAY too much fun

[MADem]

8. We do that every now and again, when the opportunity arises

We take turns. Every so often, we get Republican political calls (fewer this cycle, doggone it--guess we had 'too much fun' the last time).

We love to play the OBTUSE GOP VOTER, especially with the fundraising calls. "Now tell my WHY I should support so-and-so?" Keep them on the phone forever, while they're trying to get a donation out of you, and then, at the end, say something like "Well, I lost all my money in "The Enron" doncha know...I could maybe send something when I git mah check at the end of the month if the bills aren't too bad, maybe five dollars or so...you call back then, OK?"

[Deep13]

2. Hillbilly = Huckabee?

Some folks have been calling the Clintons that.

Mayor 9/11's strategy seems to be to lay low until all the delegates are selected and then declare utter defeat at the R convention.

[never_get_over_it]

6. I started calling

Huckabee Pastor Hillbilly after I saw the picture of his dog killing son....

[SCantiGOP]

3. I got one in SC last week

It was kind of interesting how the automated response moved based on what I said. It asked me several times if I knew something about McCain, and in each case it was negative.

[CC]

4. My mom and I tie them up on the phone by

telling them their questions are not worded well and then reword them back to them in a better way. We also ask for details on accusations. My mom hold the record for keeping one on the phone for just over an hour once. She was bored and had the time to distract them that day. :rofl:

[never_get_over_it]

7. WOW good for you guys

and keeping them an hour AWESOME...this one was automated....

[NightWatcher]

9. Isnt this "PRIMARY RELATED"?