If you'd like to purge your last three days worth of meals....

[Aviation Pro]

...read the following comments from Mr. Insane President on Martin Luther King:

THE PRESIDENT: Thanks for having us. Listen, Laura and I are thrilled to be with you. Proud to be with the Mayor and Councilman Jack Evans. We appreciate very much the Serve D.C. that is working to inspire volunteerism, and I want to thank this beautiful library for hosting us.

I just got a couple of comments I want to say. First of all, Martin Luther King Day means two things to me. One is the opportunity to renew our deep desire for America to be a land of promise for everybody, a land of justice, and a land of opportunity. It's also an opportunity to serve our fellow citizens. They say Martin Luther King Day is not a day off, it should be a day on. And so today Laura and I witnessed acts of compassion as citizens were here in the library volunteering their time, and that's what's happening all across America today.

But a day on should be not just one day. It really ought to be every day. And our fellow citizens have got to understand that by loving a neighbor like you'd like to be loved yourself, by reaching out to someone who hurts, by just simply living a life of kindness and compassion, you can make America a better place and fulfill the dream of Martin Luther King.

Martin Luther King is a towering figure in the history of our country. And it is fitting that we honor his service and his courage and his vision. And today we're witnessing people doing just that by volunteering their time.

So we're honored to be with you. We're proud to be with you on this important national holiday. Mr. Mayor, thank you for coming. Jack, glad you're here. Appreciate you all taking time out of your day to visit with us.

Thank you.

[Adsos Letter]

1. The man simply cannot speak with any coherence...

...I suppose it comes from a deficit of material to work with...

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. That's mostly because he lacks sincerity . He just goes through the motions when

giving these speeches.

He can't relate and doesn't care too.

Also he tries hard too convince us that he's sincere, something he can't convince himself of being.

That screws with his brain and the result is an incoherent jumble of words.

[AndyA]

2. Those few brain cells he has left are so pickled, they just don't work

very well any longer.

The man has always been intellectually challenged, to put it nicely. But the years of cocaine and alcohol abuse have pickled what little is left.

If the man lost 1% of his current IQ, his bodily functions would fail!