Chuck Norris' maths

[malaise]

John Mc Cain is 72 now and he'll be 83 in four years. Chuck is proof of Fuckabee's intelligent design version of mathematics. :puke:

[Richard Steele]

1. Thousands of blows to the head- he has them. nm

[malaise]

7. I thought those were stunt men

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

19. Only after he retired from the ring, and started doing the B-movies.

Before that, a whole bunch of the best professional fighters
in the country spent a few years punching him in the head
as hard as they could, every chance they got.

I don't care who you are, that takes a toll.

[malaise]

22. LOL

seriously getting up off the floor :rofl:

[Hutzpa]

2. Its fuzzzy math

lol!!

he should crawl back into those awful kung fu movies he used to make.

[malaise]

9. There's dumb and then there's

Chuckdumb. :D

[dorkulon]

3. It's 'president years,' like dog years. You just don't understand the Chuckonometry.

It's OK, I took advanced Chuckulus at Kung Fu U.

Hiiya! :spank:

[Hugabear]

4. Did you stick around for the Chuckonomics class?

The basic premise is that if you stare at your wallet long enough, it will magically fill up with money.

[dorkulon]

10. No, but I did take Chuckosophy.

I loved the part where he roundhouse kicks Socrates and Bertrand Russell at the same time.

[Javaman]

12. I minored in Chuckemistry...

where he roundhouse kicks lead into gold.

[dorkulon]

15. I learned a lot in Norristory class...

Like how Jesus kicked the crap out of Charles Darwin and Copernicus on the roof of a speeding train.

[malaise]

31. Was that Jesus or

Jerry Falwell?

[dorkulon]

33. It might have been a tag team match. /nt

[malaise]

34. LOL

:D

[malaise]

28. Wouldn't that require

-n to the afterlife?

[dorkulon]

35. You mean the Chucksterlife.

And there's nothing negative about it, unless you go to Chuckatory.

[Aviation Pro]

11. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked John Nash and....

...he turned into Adam Smith.

[dorkulon]

13. lol nice. /nt

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

That must have brought about 'The Welt of Nashion'.:D

[Aviation Pro]

23. Another good one....

...we got pages of them here.

Democrats are so much more witty than Republicans.

[malaise]

24. People who read laugh a lot

Seriously my five year old grand niece can add 72 + 4 and not make it = 83.

I need a photo shop of Chuckie with that get a brains moran guy. :D

Add.

[Hutzpa]

27. What about Chuckology,

does that counts...


:rofl:


BAWAHAHAHAHA

[malaise]

43. Chuckie just gave a repeat math lesson on MSNBC

Tweety's played McCain's response - to send his 95 year old mother to wash Chuckie's mouth with salt. How lame.

Here's the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0_GkjLNu58

[Aviation Pro]

8. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks differentials....

...until they turn into integrals.

[dorkulon]

36. I heard pi is only irrational because Chuck Norris gave it brain damage.

Then he drove the square root of 2 insane just by staring at it real hard.

[lurky]

38. LOL!

:rofl:

[malaise]

40. You're cracking me up

:rofl:

[dorkulon]

44. That's good, because Chuck is in my room threatening to kick my ass

if I stop being funny. HELP!

[malaise]

47. Hahahaha

:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

49. Actually Chuck roundhouse kicked pi and turned it into...

...phi.

[malaise]

16. Would Kung Fu U.

be the equivalent in mathematics to Regent's law program? :D

[lurky]

32. Have you ever read Chuckenetics?

It's about the Chuckentology movement.

[dorkulon]

37. No, but I did see Chucklefield Earth. /nt

[originalpckelly]

5. Chuck doesn't add up numbers, number bow to his will.

If he wants 72 + 4 to be 83, he can do it. :P

[Fridays Child]

6. Yes...

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

45. Glad I made someone laugh!

:rofl:

[malaise]

48. This thread is comic relief from

primary numbers :D

[lurky]

14. Chuck solves differential equations...

with his fist!

[Aviation Pro]

17. And don't forget....

...there is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

[lurky]

25. Chuck once counted the real numbers.

[fascisthunter]

20. Another Right Wing Idiot...Lol! (nt)

[malaise]

39. Can we get Chuck's face on this?

Stolen from Rex on another thread.

[lurky]

42. I don't have the skills, but I would love to see it.

*'s face would go pretty well there too.

[fascisthunter]

56. Here Ya Go!!!!

[malaise]

57. Fabulous

:rofl: :rofl:

[fascisthunter]

59. Re-Edit Down Thread.... (nt)

[fascisthunter]

53. I'll be Back.... I Can (nt)

[Aviation Pro]

21. Chuck Norris has won every Fields Medal ever....

...he just lends them to brilliant, young mathematicians under the age of 40.

[LSK]

26. maybe hes confused by the leap year

:D

[lurky]

29. A little known fact: Any number divided by zero equals...

Chuck Norris.

[malaise]

30. LOL

Hahahahahah :rofl:

[lurky]

41. he he!!

:hi:

[malaise]

46. Here's the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0_GkjLNu58

[bulloney]

50. Does Huckabee think Norris appeals to many people?

Norris' only claim to fame is kicking guys in the balls. Is this some kind of a metaphor of the Huckabee campaign?

[dorkulon]

51. That's "Chuckabee." /nt

[VP505]

52. I have lost all respect

for McCain but his response to that crap from Norris was pretty damned good, IMO.

[Bunny]

54. In my Chuckematics class, we learned to divide by zero.

True story.

[Sam Ervin jret]

55. Chuck Norris Does MATH? Well see, we can all learn new things each day.

Edited because I forgot to ask:

Why the FU@& does anyone give a damn what Chuck Norris has to say about anything other than martial arts. LET ALONE MATH or public policy.

[fascisthunter]

58. Chuck Norris and Math:

[malaise]

61. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

That's DUzy. :rofl:

[Geek_Girl]

60. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Sorry Couldn't resist

:evilgrin:

[dorkulon]

62. But our economic system is Chuckitalist. /nt