Someone needs to fuck with Huckabee's mind.

[originalpckelly]

I dare a DUer to show up at a Huckabee event and pretend that they want to marry their dog. Say you're from the National American Man Dog Love Association.

"Will there ever be a world where Fido and I can get married? Down Fido! I'm not that kind of boy, you have to wait until our wedding night. I think we'll have to use a goat surrogate to have kids, won't we boy?"

Or maybe three or four DUers should show up asking when they'll all be able to get married. "Hi Governor Huckabee, we're all members of The More To Marry Her, and we'd like to ask when all of us will be able to get married."

It'd be fucking hilarious to put out false endorsements for President. "As the only candidate in the race who has even mentioned Man-Dog love, we'd like to endorse your candidacy for President."

We need worry about this Jim Neighbors looking backassward living punk, he's the next Bush. He's a "compassionate conservative" and he really cares about people, unless you're LGBT, then you can drop dead (preferably of HIV, that there gay-plague.) Someone needs to make him look like the idiot he is.

[paparush]

1. Man Dog Love Association -> LMAO!!

MDLA Restoring that special bond between Canines and Homo Sapiens.

[originalpckelly]

4. They always say you should marry your best friend and lover...well.

:P

[Arkansas Granny]

2. First you'd have to find it. It may not be recognizable in it's present form.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. the Huckster needs no help to be mind-fucked. He already is.

imagine if two wanna be presidential candidates from the GOP had actually ran:
Frist
Santorum

[originalpckelly]

5. I have a feeling that if someone engages in Fristing, they'll end up with Santorum everywhere.

:P

[hobbit709]

6. The primary requisite is missing-a mind.

[originalpckelly]

7. True, but the Huckabee 2008 Unit has a back-up co-processor card installed...

if the mind should fail to exist, it kicks in.

[hobbit709]

8. But the backup battery voltage appears to be low.

[Sadie4629]

9. Why would you want to?

All you would be doing would be associating gay marriage with some truly disgusting stuff. Seems counterproductive.

[originalpckelly]

10. It's called a joke dingbat.

:eyes:

[Sadie4629]

11. I'm a Democrat

I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!

[Faux pas]

12. IMO his mind has already been f-ed with.

;)

[LeftishBrit]

13. Err, no thanks...

I don't want to fuck with Huckabee's body OR his mind!

Imagine the offspring that one might produce...